Impeccable One
Well-Known Member
My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school
(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)
She is 7 and wants to go, should I
A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in
B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up
C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella
*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals
** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"
Take her, tell her she is old enough to decide who she wants to support.
The night before you go, piss in a ziplock bag and put it in her coat pocket.
As you’re entering the ground, open the bag slightly and warn her Old Trafford does have a bad smell.
By half time you’ll be back home :O