United Thread - 2021/22

[waspish]

Like so many others Fat Twat Howson burbling away as an 'expert'of Ragnicks career. He rabbits on about how suitable he will be for United,
quoting Ragnicks philosophy of the 3 Cs - Concept, Competence and Cash/capital. I don't even think any of these words start with a C in German and l turned him off after 2 of his 23 minutes.
This cunts comments about someone he knows fuck all about attracted 342 praising comments overnight but the second post must be the best.
Quoting the Fat Faced One saying 'our football is heavy metal, rock and roll' the poster calls him 'a beautiful man' for saying it.
Is there a new pandemic of sheer idiocy sweeping through 1 Bn of the world inhabitants?

Like most of us he wouldn’t of heard anything about him!

 

[crazyg]

Heil, ah, I mean, ‘Hail to the Chief!’

'Tler?

 

[waspish]

What we calling him then bm?

Rag Nick
Nick the rag
Red Ralph
Ralph the rag
Rag Ralph

Or another name?

Have we come to any sort of concensus?

Rag ****

 

[waspish]

I watched the full episode it’s fantastic how you can convince yourself of genius with out questioning is it really.

He’s a genius for outlawing sideways passes & backwards passes & you need to shoot within 10 seconds of getting possession.

He explained of how they will set up with a revolutionary 4 triple 2 formation (it was actually 442 when you saw the picture) with Sancho & Bruno on the wings. He explained how this stops anyone from playing out, well it would stop them but as we are allowed to pass back & sideways & use our sweeper keeper we’d destroy them.

The 3 Cs were like a marketing pitch with the first c being concept which stands for dna (they can’t get away from it) but it says you need a style of play……any Fcking style but a style.

my god they’ve done it again.

That’s how the scousers defend win the ball hoof it wide to salah he passes or dribbles passed a players and shoot but a very good possession team out does that tactics.

Scum going down the scouse tactics.

 

[Phil1]

Hope Chelsea score 10 against the shithouse cunts.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

mancini was a winner
pellegrini was a stand in because we had to wait for pep but the spanish mafia was built
pep was a winner

Pellegrini should have won la Liga with Madrid but our current manager managed 99 points that season. His stock was high when he came to us.

 

[fulabeer]

No idea who came up with it, but his title is "Wreck It Ralph" from now on with me!

 

[half & half derby scarf]

What we calling him then bm?

Rag Nick
Nick the rag
Red Ralph
Ralph the rag
Rag Ralph

Or another name?

Have we come to any sort of concensus?

Rag ****

As someone said earlier Ralph Rag Prick is the one and only suitable and official name

 

[manchester blue]

With regards to Rag Nick.
It doesn't matter whether he is brilliant or shit. He is only there for 6 months. There is talk he will then go upstairs but doing what and with which new manager ?

Where does that leave Director of Football, the super qualified Darren Fletcher.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Where does that leave Director of Football, the super qualified Darren Fletcher.

Theres a vacancy for someone to wash Fergie’s car at Carrington now Ole is gone.

 

[KS55]

Where does that leave Director of Football, the super qualified Darren Fletcher.

He's just half of a dynamic duo with some other amateur. No, me neither.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Anyone miss Ole? Football is not fun anymore ;)

Don't worry, I'm sure Ralf the Tramp will provide plenty of slapstick to keep us going till the end of the season.

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Completely agree! Obesity is out of control and sugar and high processed foods have never been so cheap. You cannot get away from junk food it's advertised everywhere and you can get it delivered to you're door 24/7. It's a good time for snoop dog ££££££££
Obesity medicine is a multi billion pound revenue for the big pharma they want you to have high glucose levels! Always been about the high fat never about the carbs...

Fuck me is everything a conspiracy these days?

 

[dadnlad]

That’s how the scousers defend win the ball hoof it wide to salah he passes or dribbles passed a players and shoot but a very good possession team out does that tactics.

Scum going down the scouse tactics.

Thats the bully tactics

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

wreck it ralf

Like most of us he wouldn’t of heard anything about him!

Exactly. When Brian Horton came most City fans said who's he, did not not pretend they knew him and then enjoyed the attractive football he brought
He is still popular with Blues and lives in the area l think.
So in one sentence there are three points of difference between us and them.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Completely agree! Obesity is out of control and sugar and high processed foods have never been so cheap. You cannot get away from junk food it's advertised everywhere and you can get it delivered to you're door 24/7. It's a good time for snoop dog ££££££££
Obesity medicine is a multi billion pound revenue for the big pharma they want you to have high glucose levels! Always been about the high fat never about the carbs...

Cool post mate

 

[citytill1die84]

That’s how the scousers defend win the ball hoof it wide to salah he passes or dribbles passed a players and shoot but a very good possession team out does that tactics.

Scum going down the scouse tactics.

Fortunately the scum don't have a Salah or a Mane or a VVD, Robertson, Trent to put those balls forward :)

 

[waspish]

Exactly. When Brian Horton came most City fans said who's he, did not not pretend they knew him and then enjoyed the attractive football he brought
He is still popular with Blues and lives in the area l think.
So in one sentence there are three points of difference between us and them.

Yep if they came out with never heard of him but did some reading up on him and he looks a good appointment that could with time bare fruit!

But no it’s like they new all along about him there club have had him on the radar for year he was the one who invented parked bus and hoof like the scouser are doing!

 

[mat]

With regards to Rag Nick.
It doesn't matter whether he is brilliant or shit. He is only there for 6 months. There is talk he will then go upstairs but doing what and with which new manager ?

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Couldn't be better. I get to see them from the inside, regularly.

Imagine the simple joy in that.

After all the years of the crap they have promoted through the media and the sycophantic 'journalists', and the times you will have had to smile through those times, it must be wonderful to see their despotic 'empire' crumble from the inside. If I was in your place, after all their insidious, vicious comments (bitters, the banner, noisy neighbours, not in my lifetime etc), I would be smiling at their demise (and their complete denial of their failure/demise)

PS I would also take a couple of snapshots of their tented village at Carrington. Go on you know you could...