United Thread - 2021/22

[GaudinoMotors]

Fuck me, fatty Shaw has been there 8 years! Classifies him now as a 'legend'.

They'd have to cut him out.

 

[Tanzeylee]

never ever a need for that phrase

I know 'a draw or rag win' dirty bastard should wash his fucking mouth out.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Ralf Rangnick to Old Trafford: Lokomotiv Moscow’s gain and United’s loss

Ralf Rangnick's impending arrival at Old Trafford may not have the impact many will hope, as Alan Moore discusses his latest endeavors at Russian side Lokomotiv Moscow.

backpagefootball.com

It's written by the same guy who wrote that article about Liverpool, correctly predicting they wouldn't defend their title and the reasons why.

Bloody hell. Buckle up everyone!

 

[Kippax77]

That is probably from the aspect of his eating habit.

Heard he broke Paul Newman's record in his very own version of Cool Hand Luke

 

[deano ou812]

 

[Blue Mist]

Don't forget Bielsa,he's dead good him.Not named after the club but a GREAT THINKER!!!!!!!!!

Like Socrates. A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed ?

 

[jrb]

Does Rag Nick have a problem with rain?

 

[Bald fraud]

All I can say is "god help us when Ragnick comes in because United are back".... imagine if he wins his first two games in charge, we will never hear the end of it!

They’re bringing him in when their easy run of games starts for a reason

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Some sense on Talksport well I never...

Come on who was it?

Very good points, until right at the end with the 'fans accepting mediocrity' - they've been protesting ffs!!!!!!!!

'Cheryl, get me best zebras out again. Talksport believe we have accepted our new standing in the game'!!!

 

[BigJoe#1]

They’re bringing him in when their easy run of games starts for a reason

Now, let me think.... has this ever happened before #? Cardiff, Huddersfield, Bournemouth, Newcastle, Reading, Tottenham, Brighton.... first games in charge.... all wins. Lets give the boy a contract.

The rest as they say, is history.

 

[ancoats]

i don't think there is not a problem at united its just like any other club in the premier league ? its just city and the 3 other big clubs are just miles better. they all talk like its a divine right for united to win the title ? well sorry its modern day football.

the days of united just turning up and winning is long gone and will never be back
even if united have this so called biggest fan base and call themselves the best club in the world it meaningless
because football fans have never won the title and never will

until they wake up and start to go and watch football and watch their club and players fight for the points and don't expect the other team to roll over they will be a better club

 

[moh]

Ralf Rangnick to Old Trafford: Lokomotiv Moscow’s gain and United’s loss

Ralf Rangnick's impending arrival at Old Trafford may not have the impact many will hope, as Alan Moore discusses his latest endeavors at Russian side Lokomotiv Moscow.

backpagefootball.com

It's written by the same guy who wrote that article about Liverpool, correctly predicting they wouldn't defend their title and the reasons why.

Last part is very interesting however. His stance on anti doping

hmm. Let me think. Who else has that smell about him down the east lancs road?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I reckon he got his permit last week they are just waiting for a winnable game. Can't have him starting off his brilliant, bestest manager in the whole world 6 month stint with a 3-0 loss to arsenal

Could be waiting quiiiite a while at this rate.

 

[Chris in London]

Like Socrates. A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed ?

wasnt that Rene descartes?

Or was he the drunken fart?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Some sense on Talksport well I never...

Just as hilarious watching the presenters' reactions to him. Very entertaining Paul, bravo!

 

[Aba452]

Well the new sheriff has ridden into town with the mandate to clean up the shitshow of a possee and kick out the baddies in Blue and White.

Based on the outskirts of Dodge City , Ralf is going to knock the useless cowhands, who are thick as fuck and don't understand the basics of their jobs, into shape.

Meanwhile the Glaswegian Marshall, he of the massive ego, doesn't want to let go of the reigns and Ralf will struggle to find a space to tether his horse . But others never could or did either so he'll be in good company !

Watch the next episode of Ralf rides into Dodge on mutv along with the billions of other lemmings who are eagerly waiting for him to kick some arse !

CBB that immediately triggered a train of thought about John Ford's Stagecoach, where legendary stuntman Yakima Canutt (!) rode his horse alongside the Stagecoach, jumps on the lead horse, gets shot by John Wayne, works his way under the team of horses, under the coach and is left in its wake.

A variation of this stunt was done by Indy in Raiders. Oh dear with bravery like that, I guess that makes Scott mctwatt Indiana Jones!


I'll get my jacket, fedora and whip, exiting stage right

;-))

 

[Vienna_70]

Same coaching staff. So basically it was ALL Ole’s fault and nothing at all to do with the coaches he worked alongside everyday.

And who, apparently, did all the coaching.

 

[BillCarlisle]

wasnt that Rene descartes?

Or was he the drunken fart?

Wasn't it Nietschze ?

 

[Impeccable One]

“This is Rangnick’s obsession, not cups or trophies, but shapes and space and systems. Likes: team play, theory, old dead silent Soviet-era geniuses. Dislikes: ego, star players, inefficiencies. And now here he is at Old Trafford. Hmm. How’s this going to work out?” - snippet from a Barney Ronay article

 

[Vienna_70]

Next season will have

Pisscan in the back ground having his say.
Redneck being a consultant.
Fletcher the technical consultant
And a first team manager

And PR37.