United Thread - 2021/22

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Liverunited had a bad night now it’s up to manchesterpool to keep the back pages warm.

I can’t tell them apart these days. Both are guilty of taking their fan base to the cleaners. Both are happy to let the yanks plunder their previous success.

Green and red both in bed with a Yankee doodle doo. I pity neither.
 
You can see that the united players are petrified. They will be ok if they win a couple of games in a row (which unfortunately is likely). But they'll really struggle until then. So every game is a cup final that shakes their knees. Long may it continue.

Ragnick has to fill them with self belief while at the same time Ronaldo is showing that he thinks they are all shit. The best thing for Ragnick would be Ronaldo fecking off to play golf (Tevez style) and return when the team has some confidence. But Ronaldo is a model pro. Long may it continue.
 
Is there any player there with some positivity? Some type of Jizzyjazz kid.

I bet they'll dig one up and throw him in soon. Poor guy will be The Messiah for a few months/years until they realize he's not a that and then slaughtered by their social maniacs.
His career might not be great as a result but he'll make a fine fortune.

At least it be another diversion as they tumble down and down.
 
Is there any player there with some positivity? Some type of Jizzyjazz kid.

I bet they'll dig one up and throw him in soon. Poor guy will be The Messiah for a few months/years until they realize he's not a that and then slaughtered by their social maniacs.
His career might not be great as a result but he'll make a fine fortune.

At least it be another diversion as they tumble down and down.

Come on down the next Robbie Savage, wouldn’t get in City’s EDS squad but you’ll be sure to find Fletch & Sav getting the tissues out as they talk about him glowingly & you can’t turn down such brand exposure.

no longer are they looking for the next “best” or “edwards” but “dancing on ice” contestant will do.
 
Is there any player there with some positivity? Some type of Jizzyjazz kid.

I bet they'll dig one up and throw him in soon. Poor guy will be The Messiah for a few months/years until they realize he's not a that and then slaughtered by their social maniacs.
His career might not be great as a result but he'll make a fine fortune.

At least it be another diversion as they tumble down and down.
Pretty sure there was a story about some youth team player signing a contract extension the day after the Newcastle draw.
 
Just looked in the caf and seen this

These players make it impossible to like them. As I keep saying. I only like the aggressive hard working players. It’s not like the “classy” players are doing anything special apart from cashing huge cheques and letting the fans down again and again. Basically that side of the team is a mirror of our shit owners approach over the last 10 years. It’s mediocre and money over substance personified.

I'm assuming this is the penny dropping with an actual rag and not some blue taking the piss? :-)
 
Could you imagine Aguero managing us: I wouldn’t have a bad word said about him either , no matter what division we were in.
But he wouldn't manage us, he is actually a better manager than olly as well :)
I can understand not slagging olly off but not seeing he isn't or wasn't a good manager is a different thing, none blinder and all that
 
I really think Burnley getting three points tomorrow night is a distinct possibility.

They [Burnley] will be riled up by Klippety's comments and they will want to kick the arse out of Unite. Motivation sorted. United will be shit scared, will fail to put together a stream of passing, the crowd will be on their backs.... Burnley will smell the blood!
 
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