Even in the Sick Swan they gave us a bit of a game for 45 mins. Yesterday was a complete walkover. I never thought I'd live to see these days. They are so far behind us it's untrue. So much for 'not in my lifetime'.On the assumption that there are perhaps a few rags out there whose IQ is not in single figures, yesterday's annihilation must have been the worst wake-up call they have ever suffered from us - including the sick swan.
Numerically it may not have been, but yesterday's demolition derby must be up there amongst the most humiliating beatings they have ever had from us. It wasn't just the scoreline, it was the way we went about totally dismantling both their set up and their tactics - whatever they were, it was hard to tell.
If your team takes a hammering you just accept it as one of those freakish results that happen now and again: fingers crossed you don't go through that again for a long long time. But such was the way we played that they could have had two teams out, twenty two players against us, and we would still have wiped the floor with them.
No matter how many layers of thick, snugly self-denials they wrap themselves up in, they know, they absolutely know for sure, that the manner of their destruction yesterday is just a taste of things to come.
And it all took place under the bloodshot eyes of the pisscan himself - the very architect of their humiliating demise.
they won the second half you knowEven in the Sick Swan they gave us a bit of a game for 45 mins. Yesterday was a complete walkover. I never thought I'd live to see these days. They are so far behind us it's untrue. So much for 'not in my lifetime'.
So it'll be Owen Coyle next?United's criteria for picking managers seems to be:
1) Continuity. Get a miserable Scottish git like the last one
2) History of success. Who used to be good last time they were good
3) DNA. Who played for them last time they were good
4) Learning from the best. City have got a slap head so they get a slap head who used to work with our slap head. Actually they get two just to make sure.
It's not the polish on the dome that counts but the genius lurking inside
Thats a tabloid pic right thereView attachment 57295
Am waiting for the day that the rest of the team sit down with him in a big circle doing the same zen thing..
Would be the coolest goal celebration ever. And what a tabloid pic it would make.
I think Sancho forgot he was playing.I’d actually forgotten that Sancho even played
Tbh PB, I think the whole United team forgot they were playing.I think Sancho forgot he was playing.