United Thread - 2022/23

[GaudinoMotors]

FOOTBALLER Jesse Lingard is set to stand trial after he allegedly gave a fake name and address to cops when he was caught speeding.

The Premier League star, 27, has been charged with failing to provide information about who was driving his Range Rover

Said he was Christiano of 7

 

[Mr Fraser]

I'm surprised he didn't pull the Maguire response of
"Do you know who I am?"

He used a NIP farm to conceal who was driving

 

[TCIB]

Glazers now more interested in minority investment from some hedge fund guys apparently. Bless your greedy hearts Glazers, bless you.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Brighton are gonna get ya!!

 

[the blue panther]

I'm surprised he didn't pull the Maguire response of
"Do you know who I am?"

In fairness to Slabhead, it's a genuine question - he genuinely doesn't know who he is or what day it is most of the time.

 

[Barcon]

midget out for the season, Varane out for a few weeks and Magliar suspended for the FA Semi. Oh dear, what a shame, never mind.

Two out of three ain't bad.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

FOOTBALLER Jesse Lingard is set to stand trial after he allegedly gave a fake name and address to cops when he was caught speeding.

The Premier League star, 27, has been charged with failing to provide information about who was driving his Range Rover

Lingard is a footballer?

 

[aguero93:20]

I'm surprised he didn't pull the Maguire response of
"Do you know who I am?"

To which the only correct response is "ópoios ki an eísai, eísai ypó krátisi"

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Lingard is a footballer?

Well they got his age wrong by 3 years so they can get his profession wrong

 

[TinFoilHat]

They can throw the second leg of the Europa. Spurs and Newcastle are making sure the cunts gets CL.

 

[Grassland Blue]

They can throw the second leg of the Europa. Spurs and Newcastle are making sure the cunts gets CL.

You are not alone in thinking this...

 

[aguero93:20]

They can throw the second leg of the Europa. Spurs and Newcastle are making sure the cunts gets CL.

Newcastle are going well, they just came up against the form team outside of arsenal and City in the league right now.

 

[aguero93:20]

Well they got his age wrong by 3 years so they can get his profession wrong

8 years, he's only 19

 

[Koniec]

8 years, he's only 19

Plenty time to fulfill his potential.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Glazers now more interested in minority investment from some hedge fund guys apparently. Bless your greedy hearts Glazers, bless you.

Tampa's finest sons.

 

[madloaf]

How this fucking lot are going to get a UCL place I'll never know. They are honestly a pile of shit.

 

[Bluemoonadam]

They can throw the second leg of the Europa. Spurs and Newcastle are making sure the cunts gets CL.

Think we should aim our blame more at spurs they are the team chasing them

 

[blue b4 the moon]

FOOTBALLER Jesse Lingard is set to stand trial after he allegedly gave a fake name and address to cops when he was caught speeding.

The Premier League star, 27, has been charged with failing to provide information about who was driving his Range Rover

27? Fake age too, everyone knows he's a promising youngster or he was until he left the rags.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Newcastle are going well, they just came up against the form team outside of arsenal and City in the league right now.

Villa were dominant and deserved a bigger win today. Hopefully fires up the horse punchers to give Arsenal a game.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Brighton will give them a game next week. Shame their young lad, Ferguson and a defender injured today to add to their already big injury list. Looks a good player that Ferguson.