United Thread - 2022/23

[SebastianBlue]

That first half / second half?

I think it was early first half, late first half. ;-)

 

[mat]

The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.

 

[Barcon]

The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.

I'll be over for that.

 

[CivvyScum]

The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.

And I'll slide back the glass covering his withered old face and take a shit right in the evil fuckers mouth

 

[Blueknows]

I mean proper shite

If a shit fucked a piece of shit and got an std they're that piece of shit

 

[oakiecokie]

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Am waiting for the day that the rest of the team sit down with him in a big circle doing the same zen thing..

Would be the coolest goal celebration ever. And what a tabloid pic it would make.

To be fair and as much as I hated it, one of the best ones Ive seen at the Etihad was when Hull scored in front of their fans and sat down and took the piss out of their Manager Brown, who the season before wouldnt let them into the changing rooms when they were 4-0 down at half time >
Perhaps Ten Bob could learn a thing or two. Yes OK they won the second half 2-3.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Imagine those two rats literally screaming at you after both of them did fuck all for 45 minutes haha! Bet that was a fun place to be

 

[SebastianBlue]

Long may this record run.

• Erik ten Hag is now the sixth coach for United to make his Manchester derby debut and lose since Sir Alex Ferguson left. The last coach to win his derby debut was Sir Alex Ferguson in 1987.

 

[mexico1970]

Imagine those two rats literally screaming at you after both of them did fuck all for 45 minutes haha! Bet that was a fun place to be

I wonder if the butcher of Amsterdam was stood on Ratfaces shoulders delivering his sermon?

 

[oakiecokie]

OFFS surely that a video from any City fan !!!!