United Thread - 2022/23

[goalmole]

Any word from their self-criticism session yet?

Look out for black eyes and fat lips when they come out for their next match.

 

[aguero93:20]

The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.

£150 to spit at the ****? Cheap as chips, Alphies lad paid it twice yesterday.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I wonder if the butcher of Amsterdam was stood on Ratfaces shoulders delivering his sermon?

The butcher of Amsterdam is about right cos the utd 1st team squad visited the Abbatoir on Sunday...
And got Slaughtered.

 

[cheekybids]

The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.

Jelly & Ice cream at my house.

 

[Nellies left peg]

The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.

Will Philip Schofield have to queue still?

 

[wolviedinho]

Will Philip Schofield have to queue still?

Buy any queue.com -:)

 

[SilverFox2]

They'll all be stood there, pointing at each other and singing "You're fucking shit. You're fucking shit. You're fucking shit, you're fucking shit, you're fucking shit"

For once they were all correct.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Erik ten Hag is a coward of a manager. He abandoned his principles after two games and resorted to playing tactics similar to Solskjaer. He's now thrown his players under the boss when he completely exposed them with his team selection.

He has to be very careful with how he publicly speaks about his players. They're a volatile and toxic dressing room. They won't stand for him basically calling them shit every time they lose.

Compare that to what Pep said on MOTD about City's dressing room. ''we have no ego's they're all mates''. :)

 

[Blue Til Death]

People who think the rags are utter shite are wrong….

They really ain’t that good…!!

 

[East Level 2]

has nobody told them that they have spent more money than anybody else including us in the last 10 years?

Backwards lot

Van Persie is the last excellent signing they made, that was 10 years ago.

It seems their fans have since confused making bad signings with not getting backed.

The rough figures are one and a half billion on the team and a similar amount to the Glazers. The Rag Muppets want all three billion for the team.
But they criticise buying success.