United Thread - 2022/23

[manclad]

Ran into my next door neighbour rag tonight. He missed the game yesterday due to a flight…lucky you I said. Deflated and counting down the days until Haaland goes to Madrid lol.

Hahaha I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at this point. I had a little smirk as I left and I don’t know why but I had GPC in my mind. I turned around and said…”not in my lifetime, eh?” Closed the door -:)

The fun I am having this season with dips and rags is off the scale. The dip in work hides when he see’s me coming. Oh to be a blue.

To be in England in the summertime (Hey)
With my love for City (Hey)
Close to The Etihad (Yeah)

(With apologies to Trevor Horn and The Art of Noise).

 

[Stoned Rose]

To think these shit fucks actually beat Arsenal the other week.

We will absolutely slice Arsenal to fucking pieces.

 

[p.taker]

Heard a whisper he's off to Chelsea in Jan... Be funny if he stinks out the bridge too

I'm convinced he will be playing in the states next spring.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I'm convinced he will be playing in the states next spring.

Probably with Enter-Beckham.

 

[deano ou812]

Probably with Enter-Beckham.

He probably would ;-)

 

[Ilovehappyendings]

I'm convinced he will be playing in the states next spring.

Does he still have his rape case pending?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Their previous tweets are hilarious:

That support didn’t last long… about 43mins…


Bit of a typo there, spelling Blue as red.
Also, why pixelate faces of people holding a bog standard banner quote that’s been around for 10+ years… unless the MiB think they’ll cause mither coz ‘they’re hard’

I like that they have photo shopped a picture of Van Persie for the 'glaziers out' flag, completely overlooking that he was signed by the Glaziers delivering them their last league title.................

 

[Crooked_rain]

I like that they have photo shopped a picture of Van Persie for the 'glaziers out' flag, completely overlooking that he was signed by the Glaziers delivering them their last league title.................

has nobody told them that they have spent more money than anybody else including us in the last 10 years?

Backwards lot

Van Persie is the last excellent signing they made, that was 10 years ago.

It seems their fans have since confused making bad signings with not getting backed.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That first half / second half?

 

[JASR]

has nobody told them that they have spent more money than anybody else including us in the last 10 years?

Backwards lot

Van Persie is the last excellent signing they made, that was 10 years ago.

It seems their fans have since confused making bad signings with not getting backed.

Indeed.
Since 2013 the Glazers have authorised massive spending.
United fans ire should be directed at the Glazers, not for them not spending, but for allowing woody to continue to be in charge of ‘Disneyland’ - without a plan, without a clue, without a DofF, but with plenty of ‘istree will continue hope.

 

[SebastianBlue]

That first half / second half?

I think it was early first half, late first half. ;-)

 

[mat]

The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.

 

[Barcon]

The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.

I'll be over for that.

 

[CivvyScum]

The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.

And I'll slide back the glass covering his withered old face and take a shit right in the evil fuckers mouth

 

[Blueknows]

I mean proper shite

If a shit fucked a piece of shit and got an std they're that piece of shit

 

[oakiecokie]

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Am waiting for the day that the rest of the team sit down with him in a big circle doing the same zen thing..

Would be the coolest goal celebration ever. And what a tabloid pic it would make.

To be fair and as much as I hated it, one of the best ones Ive seen at the Etihad was when Hull scored in front of their fans and sat down and took the piss out of their Manager Brown, who the season before wouldnt let them into the changing rooms when they were 4-0 down at half time >
Perhaps Ten Bob could learn a thing or two. Yes OK they won the second half 2-3.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Imagine those two rats literally screaming at you after both of them did fuck all for 45 minutes haha! Bet that was a fun place to be

 

[SebastianBlue]

Long may this record run.

• Erik ten Hag is now the sixth coach for United to make his Manchester derby debut and lose since Sir Alex Ferguson left. The last coach to win his derby debut was Sir Alex Ferguson in 1987.

 

[mexico1970]

Imagine those two rats literally screaming at you after both of them did fuck all for 45 minutes haha! Bet that was a fun place to be

I wonder if the butcher of Amsterdam was stood on Ratfaces shoulders delivering his sermon?

 

[oakiecokie]

OFFS surely that a video from any City fan !!!!