United Thread - 2022/23

[1961_vintage]

Totally mystifying.

Not really. The EPL is a commercial operation within which the rags play a major financial role. It is in everyones interests - our included - that they remain relevant. So no harm chucking the odd scrap from the table in their direction.

 

[mat]

Oh they are hurting bad...


If I ever turn into one of those entitled pricks when our empire comes down. I will officially declare myself a shitbag and any fucker can slap me on my train.

 

[deegee33]

Oh they are hurting bad...


If I ever turn into one of those entitled pricks when our empire comes down. I will officially declare myself a shitbag and any fucker can slap me on my train.

You'll be retired by then so I wouldn't worry about getting slapped.

 

[Franny 1234]

Not been mentioned for a while
F-ucking red SCUM CTID

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Another thread on the Cafe about us saying how they don’t care about us and we mean nothing. An Ipswich fan has pretty much battered all of them yet no fucker has replied. Our dominance is killing them and the scousers.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Just spent a lovely 10 minutes reading the latest City thread on redcafe "What is the point of Man City" hehehe. We matter so little and we are so fake they have a thread dedicated to where they can go to explain how little we matter to them and that we absolutely do not live in their heads rent free. The amount of copium they are going through brings me joy.


Utd fans in that thread...

Oh that is gold. Lap it up. Probably didn’t think like this when they were outbidding everyone and smashing transfer records.

Here is the OP:

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There is an inevitability about City now that is like watching paint dry.
Haaland is not just the cherry on top of the most expensive cake in history. He’s more like a Teflon cow catcher on the front of a bullet train.
They have a squad that ensures any injuries are covered.
They have 100 million pound players on the bench.
With what feels like a bottomless pit of funds, when will it end?
There are no limits applied to City.
It’s like flicking through a Panini album where all the stickers have been bought. It’s there, it looks impressive but where is the joy? Where is the excitement?
Baldy is just a good engineer that has been given all the correct parts to build a machine. Running on limitless grade A fuel.
The Harlem Globetrotters were a joke basketball team. I see no difference in City.
Even the best racehorses are given handicaps.
What is the point?

 

[aguero93:20]

Just spent a lovely 10 minutes reading the latest City thread on redcafe "What is the point of Man City" hehehe. We matter so little and we are so fake they have a thread dedicated to where they can go to explain how little we matter to them and that we absolutely do not live in their heads rent free. The amount of copium they are going through brings me joy.


Utd fans in that thread...

That and

 

[aguero93:20]

Oh they are hurting bad...


If I ever turn into one of those entitled pricks when our empire comes down. I will officially declare myself a shitbag and any fucker can slap me on my train.

Choo choo motherfucker!

 

[Blue Mist]

Remember how Sancho and foden were being compared when he joined dortmund.
Everyone was pointing at Sancho saying foden should leave city or go on loan so he can play every week like Sancho does.

1 now has 4 Premier league medals and is a great player in the best team in the country.
The other has made little progress, won fuck all and is playing for a mid table club with no prospect of winning anything of note any time soon.

Which one is which ? I get confused easily.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I keep reading on there about the dippers being their real rivals and them not caring about us as we’re soulless and our trophies mean nothing. Why is it then they spend most of the time singing about us?