United Thread - 2022/23

[LangleyBlue1970]

Sky sports:

Eriksen is understood to be choosing between staying at Brentford or going to Manchester United. Both appealing offers, but uniteds is more lucrative.

How the mighty fall. It would be fucking piss funny if he decides to snub them for Brentford.

 

[East Level 2]

Merlin puts a ball over the bar when it's genuinely easier to score. De Gea made a terrific save with his outstretched foot (I think from Dzeko). It could, without exaggeration, have been eight or nine.

Approximately 3,000 of us are quite pleased we stopped at six as it's not easy doing the Poznan in such cramped surroundings.

 

[Blue Mist]

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That's it. It's as ifvthe computer is struggling to find who they have signed I know I am.


Ten Weeks was announced months ago so he surely knew who he wanted. He's managed most of the targets anyway so it's just a quick phone call.
(I say quick because 'd'ya wanna play for united' reply Fuck off takes no time at all.)

 

[doobyedoobye]

I'm still very surprised people think United are going to be challenging for proper trophies anytime soon..

 

[Centurions]

I'm still very surprised people think United are going to be challenging for proper trophies anytime soon..

Well they've got Barrow, Carlisle United & Fleetwood Town in the Papa John's EFL Trophy so there's a fair chance they'll make the knockout rounds at least.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

I'm still very surprised people think United are going to be challenging for proper trophies anytime soon..

Their fans certainly don’t. Never known them so glum, down and quiet. They don’t even react to wind ups now. 10 years after 93:20 and all that’s happened since, I think they genuinely realise where they are in the pecking order, and what a shambles their club is.

For them to see us having turned into who and what we are throughout those ten years, and their arch rivals now challenging us every season, they must feel down trodden, desolate and completely lost.

And oh how beautiful it is.

 

[KS55]

FFS, of all days, today my computer goes on the blink. An hour ago I typed in 'Which Mega Stars have united signed today'
that whirly thing is still going round.
I cant wait any longer so can someone let me know please. If the list is too long, break it up, mention the first 3 if its easier.

Fake Ron apparently does not approve of the targets. Bye bye Ron.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

It’s absolutely destined for them to finish TENth. Years and years of mileage out of that if it happens.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Biggest Club in the world apparently.

 

[KentBlue]

Obviously Brentford can't match the rags for money, so the only reason he'd become a verminous rag would be for financial reasons. Now where have I heard that before regarding the rags?