Colin Bells Boots
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Seriously want to shut the cocky fuckers up who have re-surfaced from under their stones, and now believe they are the real deal .
Last time I saw them, there were at least 2 Glazer Out banners above the players tunnel, not to mention the planned protests that have been circulating around social media - The 1958 or some such shite.Zebra pants protests have gone quiet again.
Glazers teased them with suggestions they might sell, teams doing ok ish again and not a sniff of getting a game called off.
Biggest set of slapped arses in world football
WankersLast time I saw them, there were at least 2 Glazer Out banners above the players tunnel, not to mention the planned protests that have been circulating around social media - The 1958 or some such shite.
My go to method for winding up rags is to state that Scholes is/was massively overrated. Guaranteed a reaction.Their player stats are always overstated anyway….
Scholes is a great example. Held as some demi god of a creative midfielder. But the truth is somewhat different.
Never more than 7 assists in a season in PL and total of 55 in PL history from 500 games.
To put it into context Crouch got 56 and Nobby Solano got 62 !
Scholes occasionally goes into a pub I go in. He's ok (for a rag) out of uniform.My go to method for winding up rags is to state that Scholes is/was massively overrated. Guaranteed a reaction.
He's an excellent signing for them, pack it in. Next you will be saying Fred or Maguire or Wan Bissaka or Ronaldo or Sancho or Bebe were joke signings.Sky transfer centre on in the background, they just piped up with “breaking news” , Weghorst has an agreement to join the Rags. I put it on hold and said to Mrs H “they’ll dress this up as a good deal”. They should have been pissing themselves laughing but the following came out from all three:
Brilliant in the air, 6ft 6 inches
Great touch for a big man
Most “pressures” from a player in the PL last year whatever that means
Scored 9 goals for Bestikas in the Turkish League
Rags only have one number 9, Martial in the squad, now they have two
Rags fans will love him
He’s only a stop gap, that despite all the above
What they failed to say was he scored 2 goals for Burnley
Joke signing.
Bruno Fernandes normallyWho's the ref
Slight amendment CBBSeriously want to shut the cockney fuckers up who have re-surfaced from under their stones, and now believe they are the real deal .