United Thread - 2022/23

[Impeccable One]

True, some dutch lad stuck his finger in a dyke and was highly praised. I did it and got 6 months.

Would have been probation if you’d chosen the correct hole to stick your finger in …. so I’ve been told

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I must have missed all that success.

along with the rest of the world

 

[deegee33]

Read an article on the BBC about Ronaldo wondering if heel be joining them in Thailand

Probably not, he's refusing to toe the line.

 

[LongsightM13]

I must have missed all that success.

I think he’s just been nominated for the National Comedy Awards, if that counts?

 

[NZBlue]

Successfully stolen a living for many a year

 

[Stoned Rose]

"He's achieved a lot of success".

Those Dutch folk; they have a weird sense of humour.

The most success that **** has achieved is avoiding a 5 stretch celled up with Stavros and his 7 incher.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

"He's achieved a lot of success".

Those Dutch folk; they have a weird sense of humour.

'Not all great achievements get trophies'

 

[RadcliffeRick]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/62121618

Ronaldo is in our plans, the only issue is that utd are not in Ronaldo's plans!!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/62121618

Ronaldo is in our plans, the only issue is that utd are not in Ronaldo's plans!!

Picking up nicely to be another season with no improvement where they become a bigger laughing stock & it gets more embarrassing for the media to try and keep them relevant.

Today''s friendly will be all about poor little brave raggys and their class of 2021, the group that we owned as much as the first team and how they're the future '92 lot.

 

[Akira]

"He's achieved a lot of success".

Those Dutch folk; they have a weird sense of humour.

Successfully fooling everyone he's a Premier League level player.