United Thread - 2022/23

[MafeotulBlue]

Marcus Rashford at PSG wouldn’t even be the spit bucket boy, for Messi’s dogs.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

is he one of the famous red knights

The knights who say ‘ni’

 

[Ted_Bovis]

I think a loss to Brentford is on the cards, in fact, I’m going to tell the missus if she sees me with my cock in hand, laughing maniacally, to just leave me to it.

Does your wife usually laugh manically at your cock?

 

[MafeotulBlue]

Does your wife usually laugh manically at your cock?

It depends on the day really.

 

[Vienna_70]

Net spend in the 10 years from 2012

1. Manchester City – £948.19million

2. Manchester United – £914.52million

3. PSG – £767.39million

4. Arsenal – £548.28million

And how many trophies have you won in that time, compared to Manchester City?

 

[LongsightM13]

Interesting read (for once) in The Guardian. The more things change, the more they stay the same...

The feud between Best and Charlton that shattered Manchester United

By the early 1970s the warring club legends were so divided that they were no longer speaking – nor passing – to one another

www.theguardian.com

They have had three title winning managers in their entire history
We have has that many in the last decade

 

[Impeccable One]

Almost crashed the car laughing :D
Talk Sport news just stated PSG want Marcus Rashford to be the long term replacement for Lionel Messi :D :D :D :D

Didn’t realize Messi had deteriorated so much …

 

[LongsightM13]

Ahahaha bunch of shite. The lad wouldn't play for their reserves. PSG? He'd be lucky for his next employer to be KFC, he's fucking wank.

If ever a load of fictional bollocks screamed “DESPERATE AGENT” then that’s it

 

[LongsightM13]

Arsenal fans going on about net spend?
Is @Jack Hackett that weird skeletal gooner freak who made that very concept a meme?
“Don’t talk about spend fella, talk about next spend”

 

[manclad]

The knights who say ‘ni’

"Bring us a shrubbery bush " !!

 

[TheThirdDeano]

It does make me laugh that any rag (known) you meet at work invariably say they “lost interest” in football or that they “fell out of love” with the game in recent years. Weird really!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They have had three title winning managers in their entire history
We have has that many in the last decade

They have had 2 title winning managers in the last 100 years!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Didn’t realize Messi had deteriorated so much …

Messi must have some wasting disease if he is on the same level as Rashford now!!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Their toxic fanbase needs to look closer to home. They are attempting to run the club as if they own it. since no two football supporters agree on anything (except what a laughing stock they are), that is a recipe for disaster. They are customers not owners.

Or what type of animal skinned pants they should be wearing on their huge protests.
















Spoiler - they always agree on zebra...........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

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[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

United are bad for your health, unless of course, you hate them :)View attachment 52308

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Gabriel "The Angel" Batistuta is still keeping himself in good shape ,I beleive

I can see the headlines… ‘Bati-shit crazy’

 

[jacko74]

They could easily end up in a relegation fight this season.

That should certainly be the case based on their footballing ability and lack of discernible tactics, but we all know the officials and VAR will ensure that will never happen.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Friday morning.
Weekend upon us.
Sun is shining.
nytid are scum, shite, twats and hilarious right now and long may it continue.
Fuck off back to London this City is ours.
As you were my lovely fellow Blues.
CTID

Deja vu.
It’s Friday!


;-)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

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