United Thread - 2022/23

[rabby]

Transfer News
Wiltshire County Council could be set to make a surprise loan move for Harry Maguire.
A source said “ The Summer Solstice is upon us and one of our Blue Cap stones needs urgent repairs”.
Maguire could be the ideal fit as he is used to day trippers and Far Eastern holiday makers.

Some of that stones might be a bit too mobile for him to deal with.

 

[Vienna_70]

£60 million for Jaded?

You're having a Turkish!

 

[Grassland Blue]

£60 million for Jaded?

You're having a Turkish!

60m Turkish lira....?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Pure art.

It’s the “We’re shit!” right at the end that makes it. The perfect ending, so simple, but made me burst out laughing the first time I saw it, and the next ten or so.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Congratulations to the Rags on having no players whatsoever in the England u21 squad for the Euros :-)
Famed academy and all that.
City have the most with Four.

 

[coolcity]

I wonder if they still aspire to be lickle ol Citeh?

Well from what Goldbridge was saying in the vid, yes.

What I'm finding really funny is they seem to think that all they need to do is spend millions on players like we are, and this takeover will give them that opportunity. They don't seem to understand that's what they're doing already but getting nowhere.

 

[jamesha]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

 

[Blue Smarties]

Grad a ****.

 

[Grassland Blue]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

Anything to try and stay relevant.....
Pathetic!

 

[waspish]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

They keep giving contracts to poor players and players who don’t perform Jones just leaving this season hardly played in years