United Thread - 2022/23

[woody1968]

The RTs obsession with keeping Ronaldo reminds me of the film Misery - what are they going to do next, tie him to his own personal CR7 treatment bed and break his legs - can’t help but smile at that thought

 

[Falcao]

The RTs obsession with keeping Ronaldo reminds me of the film Misery - what are they going to do next, tie him to his own personal CR7 treatment bed and break his legs - can’t help but smile at that thought

Give him a personalised smart scarf.

 

[horlock_was_super]

The RTs obsession with keeping Ronaldo reminds me of the film Misery - what are they going to do next, tie him to his own personal CR7 treatment bed and break his legs - can’t help but smile at that thought

Nah I would prefer them to use the book version, she chopped his foot off!
He’d still be their best player though.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

To think, some people wanted ronaldo at city.

The guy is a prima Donna of the highest order.

I hope it brings the new manager as many problems as possible.

 

[big gaz]

Wouldn’t get a game for us now. ;)

It’s not as if he needs the money. We could probably cover a couple of hours of his rate. A month. More chance me becoming a Rangers fan. Or a blindfolded high wire skyscraper walker. Or a evangelical, unless I could be a Televangelist and I could fleece the moronic cunts. I’d be great, my hair is already divine, I’m halfway fucking there, let’s face it. All said and done, the truth is the truth. Unless it’s fake, obviously.

Ronnie on Buckfast and Irn Bru and half a bottle of Springbank 12 in Bairds bar, I would pay good money to see that :-)

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

I'm surprised at some of the comments on this thread. It's almost as though some City fans believe that the biggest club in the world are being held to ransom by a clapped our 37 year old. Surely we can't believe that.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I'm surprised at some of the comments on this thread. It's almost as though some City fans believe that the biggest club in the world are being held to ransom by a clapped our 37 year old. Surely we can't believe that.

They're being held to ransom by a piss-soaked hard shoulder shitter.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They're being held to ransom by a piss-soaked hard shoulder shitter.

Thing is the door is open to escape but they're too stupid/too scared to leave his side.

 

[Vienna_70]

Thing is the door is open to escape but they're too stupid/too scared to leave his side.

A great example of Stockholm syndrome.

 

[mac]

Keep the prick there for as long as possible I say, hoping him being unhappy and trying to force his way out of the ‘biggest ‘club’ in the world’ can only drag them down even further. Here’s hoping

I don't him, just so they up his wages.