United Thread - 2022/23

[Gray]

I know it’s not charitable of me but fuck Sancho.

 

[marco]

what a fine morning chaps

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Anybody checked on Ronnie Irani recently.

I wish he was on talksport breakfast show tomorrow. Times like this I miss him

RIIAC

Bet he doesn’t even support them now, probably a dipper.

How many rags have said they aren’t that bothered about football in the last 7 days? You wouldn’t want these mard bastards say next to you when we were tumbling down the leagues.

 

[dickie davies]

I know they're in absolute disarray and that we're top, while they're bottom. But I'm not going to be happy until we're bigger than them in Asia.

You have extremely low ambitions

Instagram interactions is where it's at

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

At least brent can dig out his 1994 forest kit from the loft

These youtubers are making a lot of money from United's slow lingering demise. Good luck to them.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is it time to start the "Mind the Gap" song yet?

;-)

I heard it at Etihad yesterday afternoon.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

was it karen carney ? redknapp called her kelly , then mentioned her dad as liverpool manager , before that he called her kelly then changed it to karen(or the other way round)

The tiny ex-footballer in the trousers is Karen Carney. She's there to provide analysis.

The (ahem!) "plump" blonde wearing the tent is Kelly Cates, who is Kenny Daglish's daughter. She's there to host the show.

Hope that clears things up.

 

[TCIB]

This is appalling. He did it last year and, to me, that is enough to get him out of the club. It shows a total lack of respect for the fans, for his team mates, for the club and for the manager.

Fully agree, he is such a marde arse. No way that is not creating discontent. All the nonsense about professionalism etc, rubbish he is an ego maniac narcissist who only cares about himself. Even to the point of sulking when others score in his team.

 

[Blu1]

They are planning on stopping the Liverpool game! Lol protest, blocking coach etc is going to happen. I can see them pulling it off as they are so desperate.

Please embarrass your team even more. Lovely.

Any future player watching will stay well clear of them.

Relegation is not impossible for them this season.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

what a fine morning chaps

There's a bright, golden haze on the meadow
There's a bright, golden haze on the meadow
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye
And it looks like it's climbing clear up to the sky

Oh, what a beautiful mornin'
Oh, what a beautiful day
I've got a beautiful feelin'
Everything's goin' my way

All the cattle are standin' like statues
All the cattle are standin' like statues
They don't turn their heads as they see me ride by
But a little brown maverick is winkin' her eye

Oh, what a beautiful mornin'
Oh, what a beautiful day
I've got a beautiful feelin'
Everything's goin' my way

All the sounds of the earth are like music
All the sounds of the earth are like music
The breeze is so busy it don't miss a tree
And ol' weepin' willer is laughin' at me

Oh, what a beautiful mornin'
Oh, what a beautiful day
I've got a beautiful feelin'
Everything's goin' my way
Oh, what a beautiful day...

That line about the cattle standin' like statues could almost have been written with Harry Maguire and the rest of united's defence in mind couldn't it?