United Thread - 2022/23

[jimharri]

Sorry if done already

Fucking hell, Hucknall's not aging well.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I’ve just been checking out the rags-dippers pre-match thread on the cafe and there are quite a few posts on there suggesting that action needs to be taken to postpone the game. Wonder what excuse will be used not to dock them 10 points this time.

Amongst the general despair was this gem…

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A derby? Since when is a rags-dips game a fucking derby?! State of them.

Well they're in the same division. For this season anyway.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Well at least they have some kind of form, I didn't think they had any.

Watching them last night showed they have the worst defence in the PL. Martinez looks like a disaster alongside Maguire. He's even worse than Lindelof which seems difficult to believe. De Gea performed like he has done for years (despite the media propaganda). He misses crosses,can't pass a football, tries to save everything with his feet, and is weak at his near post. They need to replace the entire defence to have any chance of getting in the top ten.

 

[give it to gordon]

Fucking hell, Hucknall's not aging well.

In both pictures !

 

[Sir peace frog]

The tiny ex-footballer in the trousers is Karen Carney. She's there to provide analysis.

The (ahem!) "plump" blonde wearing the tent is Kelly Cates, who is Kenny Daglish's daughter. She's there to host the show.

Hope that clears things up.

haha , that clears it up nicely :)

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

This is the footage

Love that Brentford fan waving cheerily at Ronaldo as he sulks off.

Oh and why do they use the word feck on shitcafe? Whenever I see that dirge posted/quoted on here every post contains the word feck and it really pisses me off. Glad they lost 4-0 for many and obvious reasons. There's another. One of their forums substituting a good English swear word for something that was barely funny in an Irish sitcom 3 decades ago. Whoppers.

 

[Elbow beards]

Take it the shirts are back in the cupboard. Be very hard to see one this week :(

It's because zebra pants and red don't match.

 

[tregyblue61]

Take it the shirts are back in the cupboard. Be very hard to see one this week :(

If klipperty was in charge, he would blame the colour of the pitch for yesterdays embarrassment.

 

[mexico1970]

 

[bavarian blue]

I’m convinced he definitely let the first one in ..

Fucking hell, Hucknall's not aging well.

Nobody light a match !