United Thread - 2022/23

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Senior moment :)

By specialist GM to run the player finance and contracts issues, you mean an accountant? I am just trying to get my head around why they appoint accountants at United ......

Edit: Had a look, they have football people in all senior positions. Is that right?
The coaches and head coaches yes. Sometimes the GM is an ex player (like John Elway) but it’s not a pre requisite. Often they are business people. The salary cap, draft, trade, franchise tag, waiver and free agency rules mean you need to be a numbers man tho definitely
 
Funny how the caf blamed the rag leaks on Henderson, pogba & lingard but the leaks continue....

Might finally click that's it's the dinner lady soon.
 
Supporting the rags is a last desperate throw of the dice for many of these so-called 'fans.' They just have to be accepted within society so they find something that gives them a sense of belonging, something that will make them NOT stand out in a crowd. Many of them are socially inept, lonely: long-term unemployed.They don't like themselves, and they don't like what they've become. For whatever reason they suffer with low self-esteem so they've jumped on the bandwagon in order to fit in, be accepted.

They remind me of the nervy, timid kids you'd get at school. They'd hook up with the local bully, hard-man, knowing they won't be picked on all the while he's in their company - albeit on the fringes. When he's with the gang he's a loud-mouthed, obnoxious fucker trying hard to ingratiate himself with the local 'tough guys.'
But on the odd occasion you see him outside of school hours and he's on his own he reverts back to the quiet, timid, and apprehensive kid you've always known him to be. From Chuck Norris to the Cowardly Lion in the blink of an eye.
Sounds like a dipper to me
 
Innocent citizens in Ukraine are being killed on a daily basis, our own country is going through another recession and the NHS is at breaking point. The extreme heat has caused an outbreak of wildfires across the land, and the entire country is under siege from boatloads of asylum seekers.

But the rags have lost a few games and they've hit fucking 'rock bottom.'
 
If my hunch is correct then this could be the scenario;
The rags have spent fortunes on player acquisitions, wages and payoffs.
This has been funded by increasing their debt (shares).
All the rags have been doing is treading water by covering the interest on the loans.
The loans, at least partly, will have been covered by guaranteed future income (eg Barça).
Now if that future income is jeopardised by lack of titles and progress in other competitions, (esp C/L) then their share price will drop.
Then panic selling will set in and the share price will fall even further.
(I don't see the average rag fan having the balls to ride out the storm until the ship is steadied).
So the rags default on the loan interest and the brown stuff really smashes into the fan. (Electric not human!)
So the only way left for the rags to cover interest payments is by getting relegated and receiving the parachute payment, which will alleviate their problem, for a while at least.
My prediction is for them to finish in 18th place and take that money.
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How does the song go -
Champions League? You're having a laugh...!
The parachute payments would be more or less cancelled out by what they would lose by being in the Championship as opposed to the Prem.
 
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