United Thread - 2022/23

[skillman]

Ronaldo seems to want the easy life of being a guaranteed starter in a team that’s winning things. He left Juve when things went tits up and now is (hilariously) doing the same with the rags.

 

[Chi-town blues]

Hope he fucks off. Scored too many for those cunts last season. I want them finishing lower mid table.

I’m a simple man and I only them finishing below drop zone .

 

[Blue Mist]

It’s more probably down to him wanting to score some more CL goals for his own personal record now.

How could he not see they were shit when he rejoined them?!

How could he possibly see past the pound signs?

 

[BlueTG]

He's after a pay rise.
Probably seen what Salah's getting and thinks he should be on double that

He’s on not far off that, isn’t he? About £600,000 a week?

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

It's a win win situation for us.
If he leaves they look like idiots.
If he stays they're still shit

 

[super_city_si]

Wheres he going to go? I can only see newcastle matching his wages and playing him.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

How could he possibly see past the pound signs?

All about his stats really.

 

[Akira]

The man defo have not paid any attention to United in the past few years if he joined them in the hopes of winning top honors.

Said it then, if United fails to get CL he will push for a move. Not gonna waste his final years languishing in Europa.

Him leaving will leave a huge hole in their attack, unless they want to rely on Martial to get the goals.

 

[Blue Mist]

Brilliant. Ronaldo wants a bigger club like Napoli!

Well Erikkson can't decide between the rags and the mighty Brentford so Napoli is bigger. Oh my aching sides.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

He scored 18 of their 57 league goals last season. The next best was Fernandes on 10. He scored 6 of their CL goals and no other player scored more than 1.

If he goes, they're fucked.