United Thread - 2022/23

[Prestwich_Blue]

Malakas (Greek: μαλάκας [maˈlakas]) is a commonly used profane Greek slang word, with a variety of different meanings, but literally meaning "man who masturbates".

hahaha

In English, 'man utd fan' is a profane way of saying 'wanker'.

 

[cleavers]

He scored 18 of their 57 league goals last season. The next best was Fernandes on 10. He scored 6 of their CL goals and no other player scored more than 1.

If he goes, they're fucked.

Shame eh ?

 

[bennyboy]

He will stay.Nobody will come close to paying what the silly fuckers gave him.

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

Love him or loath him CR37 is a great finisher, of course he wants out, maybe he had delusions he could win things with them, especially as they had finished second the season before he joined. Now he knows they are a complete shitshow, if he gets his way out they could well go down. There is no way they will let him go, if they did its an admission the game is up. Expect it all to kick off between the Maguire and Ronaldo gangs, Tent Peg will probably be out by Christmas. Better bulk buy the popcorn!

 

[lonestay]

Any chance of getting a top 4 finish dies if he leaves. If he wanted out he should have said while Haaland and Nunez were still on the market

Above from sadcafe they really thought Haaland was a possibility!!!!!!

 

[Kippax77]

He’s on not far off that, isn’t he? About £600,000 a week?

Thought it was half a million a week.
Either way a stupid amount for a player in his late 30s

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He scored 18 of their 57 league goals last season. The next best was Fernandes on 10. He scored 6 of their CL goals and no other player scored more than 1.

If he goes, they're fucked.

Nah, they could tempt Danny Ings to come if they offered him £500k a week.

 

[SWPISHOME]

I am praying that nobody comes in for him, Imagine next season Ronaldo refusing to travel and refusing to play games it will be fucking hilarious.

 

[ancoats]

Ronaldo upset the dressing room when playing pin the tail on the donkey, and he won first go

 

[Tb1981]

Tha

I am praying that nobody comes in for him, Imagine next season Ronaldo refusing to travel and refusing to play games it will be fucking hilarious.

I hope his hip injury clears up for the big games this season
How unlucky was it to flair up every big game last season