United Thread - 2022/23

[Shaggy]

Also missed one in Normal time

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Even in Radcliffe gets to buy United, he brings no guarantee of success. Nice aren't vying for ecl after 3 years of Ineos ownership. Lauserne are apparently near the bottom of Romany League. It would be hilarious if Ineos bought them didn't improve them;

He should stick to cycling. Nobody could do a better job than the Glazers. They’re the best owners the Raggies have ever had in my book. U-S-A! U-S-A!!!

 

[dublinblue12]

Jim'll fix it for them

 

[fitzy blue]

Even in Radcliffe gets to buy United, he brings no guarantee of success. Nice aren't vying for ecl after 3 years of Ineos ownership. Lauserne are apparently near the bottom of Romany League. It would be hilarious if Ineos bought them didn't improve them;

Not forgetting he's also from FAILsworth.

 

[KentBlue]

I so hope this is real

I thought the Davy Jone’s Locker one was fabulous

What was the Davy Jones one?

 

[the blue panther]

I suspect that Ten Bob will be gone before Christmas, unless we get a campaign up and running for him asap.
They'll be 0 points after 3 games - barring a miracle, or, more likely, a zebra-pants induced postponement. I'm not bothered who they sign - they've signed what appeared - to them - to be the best available, repeatedly, for a decade and got nowhere.
They aren't likely to sign anyone the top 4 would go for, and therefore, Ten Bob will have to get a "Pep" type run of results from his rag, tag and bobtail outfit over the next 35 games, making up a 7/8 point gap in order just to catch up to the leading pack.
It isn't going to happen.
Again!

Scum.

 

[Mr Fraser]

I don't care how much we hate the dippers I hope they pummel the scum Monday. 0-7 would be nice

No rags to win. They'll get giddy again but still bobbins and dippers 2 draws from 3 games and we could be 3 wins

 

[Woody135]

I thought Varane would improve them
I thought Sancho would improve them
I thought Ronaldo would improve them
…
Theyre shite and its brilliant

 

[crazyg]

My daughter, Kay, 37yo is going to be starting dialysis at home in the very near future, prior to a kidney transplant.
She is to all, intents and purposes, blind and can't walk.
How she copes is so brave and I feel so down that I can't do much to help.
Type 2 is terrible.
I have type 2 but I am not anywhere near as bad as my daughter is.
A group may be of some help, to share our experiences.
Life's a woman.

And I thought I had it bad. Please send her my best wishes and hope that her transplant is a great success.
When you say Type 2,is that Diabetes type 2? I also have that, in addition to stage 5 renal failure, but at least I'm now, hopefully, going to improve with dialysis. Unfortunately, I'm not in the running for a transplant, so this is for life.

How are you and your family coping with it? I've found that, since my diagnosis, me and my girls are a lot closer to each other emotionally, which is a great source of comfort.

 

[Shaggy]

What was the Davy Jones one?

Was that Vardy woman vs Rooneys woman, Vardy had managed to lose phones in the North Sea, lawyer made a comment about Davey Jones locker, Vardy replied with "I don't know him"