United Thread - 2022/23

[bluethrunthru]

They are like that shit mechanic that you think is cheap so you give him your car to fix - all he does is play parts darts throwing parts at the car in a desperate attempt to fix it.

In the end you have spent a fortune and still have a knackered car that is totally unreliable

 

[JASR]

Don't get why Casimero would want to go there? Especially for the same wages as he's already on at Madrid (if the latest reports are true)

I can think of 300,000 to 400,000 reasons every week…

 

[Tangled up in blue.]

Have they actually signed casemiro

 

[blue for life]

SCUM!!!!!

 

[razman]

I think united will end up with:

- Melo at rb (Wan-Bissaka going)
- Casmeiro
- back up goalkeeper.
- another midfielder
- Antony/gakpo

Will definitely make them better, but still touch and go for top 4 I'd say

just random footballers now

 

[HypnoticBlue]

Don't get why Casimero would want to go there? Especially for the same wages as he's already on at Madrid (if the latest reports are true)

Also baring in mind that it’s the World Cup in 4 months and Fabinho is breathing down his neck in the Brazil team, going to the rags could be a nail in his coffin.

 

[bornblueegg]

fck em

 

[Thornliebank]

Another inquest on SSN now trying to fix the mess at ‘ Old ‘ Trafford.
The never ending whining from the media praying for someone to come in and save their idols.

 

[Mayor West]

An actual top quality signing if they get Casemiro, hope he sees sense.

 

[BlueBas]

Even in Radcliffe gets to buy United, he brings no guarantee of success. Nice aren't vying for ecl after 3 years of Ineos ownership. Lauserne are apparently near the bottom of Romany League. It would be hilarious if Ineos bought them didn't improve them;

 

[Shaggy]

Also missed one in Normal time

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Even in Radcliffe gets to buy United, he brings no guarantee of success. Nice aren't vying for ecl after 3 years of Ineos ownership. Lauserne are apparently near the bottom of Romany League. It would be hilarious if Ineos bought them didn't improve them;

He should stick to cycling. Nobody could do a better job than the Glazers. They’re the best owners the Raggies have ever had in my book. U-S-A! U-S-A!!!

 

[dublinblue12]

Jim'll fix it for them

 

[fitzy blue]

Even in Radcliffe gets to buy United, he brings no guarantee of success. Nice aren't vying for ecl after 3 years of Ineos ownership. Lauserne are apparently near the bottom of Romany League. It would be hilarious if Ineos bought them didn't improve them;

Not forgetting he's also from FAILsworth.

 

[KentBlue]

I so hope this is real

I thought the Davy Jone’s Locker one was fabulous

What was the Davy Jones one?

 

[the blue panther]

I suspect that Ten Bob will be gone before Christmas, unless we get a campaign up and running for him asap.
They'll be 0 points after 3 games - barring a miracle, or, more likely, a zebra-pants induced postponement. I'm not bothered who they sign - they've signed what appeared - to them - to be the best available, repeatedly, for a decade and got nowhere.
They aren't likely to sign anyone the top 4 would go for, and therefore, Ten Bob will have to get a "Pep" type run of results from his rag, tag and bobtail outfit over the next 35 games, making up a 7/8 point gap in order just to catch up to the leading pack.
It isn't going to happen.
Again!

Scum.

 

[Mr Fraser]

I don't care how much we hate the dippers I hope they pummel the scum Monday. 0-7 would be nice

No rags to win. They'll get giddy again but still bobbins and dippers 2 draws from 3 games and we could be 3 wins

 

[Woody135]

I thought Varane would improve them
I thought Sancho would improve them
I thought Ronaldo would improve them
…
Theyre shite and its brilliant

 

[crazyg]

My daughter, Kay, 37yo is going to be starting dialysis at home in the very near future, prior to a kidney transplant.
She is to all, intents and purposes, blind and can't walk.
How she copes is so brave and I feel so down that I can't do much to help.
Type 2 is terrible.
I have type 2 but I am not anywhere near as bad as my daughter is.
A group may be of some help, to share our experiences.
Life's a bitch.

And I thought I had it bad. Please send her my best wishes and hope that her transplant is a great success.
When you say Type 2,is that Diabetes type 2? I also have that, in addition to stage 5 renal failure, but at least I'm now, hopefully, going to improve with dialysis. Unfortunately, I'm not in the running for a transplant, so this is for life.

How are you and your family coping with it? I've found that, since my diagnosis, me and my girls are a lot closer to each other emotionally, which is a great source of comfort.

 

[Shaggy]

What was the Davy Jones one?

Was that Vardy woman vs Rooneys woman, Vardy had managed to lose phones in the North Sea, lawyer made a comment about Davey Jones locker, Vardy replied with "I don't know him"