GoatersLeftShin
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Honestly, I hope they sign Casemiro, Joao Felix and Rabiot. They will tank and cost a fortune. They could sign peak Maradona, Pele, Zidane, Kompany, Aguero, Silva and Yaya and every single one would be useless once their dreadful staff get hold of them.
Of course, they've got absolutely no chance unless they offer vast amounts of money every week. And, of course, it's only us who can do that!
Seriously though, whoever they sign will go through the same routine - probably play well for the first season then tank. Big style. Can you name a SINGLE player since the pisscan left who's improved? I can't - they've all gone downhill. If you sign for them, you sign for money it's really that simple. If you want to be a potential Ballon D'Or winner then you don't.
Their transfer policy is all over the shop and they aren't learning are they? One minute they want to sign a 33 year old has been (Arnautavic) for £7m the next it's £110m for Joao Felix. Seriously, it's not even sensible is it? If you have £110m to spend on a 'striker' then I'd have been putting bids in for Mane, Salah, Jesus, Kane, Lewandowski and Aubameyang. I genuinely wonder how far down the list Arnautavic was - I suspect he was No #1 and Joao Felix is #20.
The biggest problem they have - and genius Pep showed everyone this - is the keeper. He is a brilliant shot stopper but cannot play with his feet. He's a luxury Nick Pope, but on luxury money. No other club in Europe wants an expensive shot stopper. They won't be able to sell him, but Ten Haag knows he isn't the keeper he needs.
The next problem they have is right back - £50m Bisaka can't trap a ball or attack. He is at odds with what the manager will want, a ball playing full back. Shaw is fine.
Next, the central defenders - all of them - have no confidence in the keeper or the other clowns they are playing next to. Maguire and Martinez are suited to playing out from the back but confidence is a problem. Varane must think the coaches are cunts, it's the only I think he's not playing.
In midfield, Fred and McTominay are pointless. Both have got far worse as they've been 'coached'. They both have to leave. Fernandes is just a moan and Sancho looks like a Watford sub. How have they ruined a player like that so quickly? Eriksen is cheap - it's the only reason he's there. He's not a top class player. Van Der Beek hates the club, but knows he is on top whack £££.
Rashford and Martial are being coached to be awful. Put either of them in another club and they'll do well. Even Ronaldo thinks the set up is garbage.
Fair play to the pisscan, he's done a far better job on them than I could do. He's wrecked that club and I can't see them challenging us for 10 years - at least.
Of course, they've got absolutely no chance unless they offer vast amounts of money every week. And, of course, it's only us who can do that!
Seriously though, whoever they sign will go through the same routine - probably play well for the first season then tank. Big style. Can you name a SINGLE player since the pisscan left who's improved? I can't - they've all gone downhill. If you sign for them, you sign for money it's really that simple. If you want to be a potential Ballon D'Or winner then you don't.
Their transfer policy is all over the shop and they aren't learning are they? One minute they want to sign a 33 year old has been (Arnautavic) for £7m the next it's £110m for Joao Felix. Seriously, it's not even sensible is it? If you have £110m to spend on a 'striker' then I'd have been putting bids in for Mane, Salah, Jesus, Kane, Lewandowski and Aubameyang. I genuinely wonder how far down the list Arnautavic was - I suspect he was No #1 and Joao Felix is #20.
The biggest problem they have - and genius Pep showed everyone this - is the keeper. He is a brilliant shot stopper but cannot play with his feet. He's a luxury Nick Pope, but on luxury money. No other club in Europe wants an expensive shot stopper. They won't be able to sell him, but Ten Haag knows he isn't the keeper he needs.
The next problem they have is right back - £50m Bisaka can't trap a ball or attack. He is at odds with what the manager will want, a ball playing full back. Shaw is fine.
Next, the central defenders - all of them - have no confidence in the keeper or the other clowns they are playing next to. Maguire and Martinez are suited to playing out from the back but confidence is a problem. Varane must think the coaches are cunts, it's the only I think he's not playing.
In midfield, Fred and McTominay are pointless. Both have got far worse as they've been 'coached'. They both have to leave. Fernandes is just a moan and Sancho looks like a Watford sub. How have they ruined a player like that so quickly? Eriksen is cheap - it's the only reason he's there. He's not a top class player. Van Der Beek hates the club, but knows he is on top whack £££.
Rashford and Martial are being coached to be awful. Put either of them in another club and they'll do well. Even Ronaldo thinks the set up is garbage.
Fair play to the pisscan, he's done a far better job on them than I could do. He's wrecked that club and I can't see them challenging us for 10 years - at least.