United Thread - 2022/23

[Jack Hackett]

Are Man Utd really chasing a 30 year old Burnley striker on loan to Besiktas? Beggars belief.

 

[HelloCity]

It’s hilarious how much Sky Sports are trying to big him up.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It’s hilarious how much Sky Sports are trying to big him up.

Not really because he's wanted by the " biggest club in the world " so it's bound to be world shattering news.

He'll be desperate to earn £350,000 per week too

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

It’s hilarious how much Sky Sports are trying to big him up.

Ridiculous, isn’t it.

It’s like Ighalo all over again, where Sky are falling over themselves to make out what amounts to a desperate lunge for some bang average journeyman no-one else is remotely interested in to be some alchemically inspired masterpiece of strategic squad planning - just because it’s the Rags!

He’s on loan at Besiktas. From Burnley. He scored a sum total of two goals in English football. He’s shite.

He’s not the second coming of van Nistelrooy - he’s the second coming of Odion Ighalo.

If Southampton were signing him, it would be a shit move - and no amount of pressing stats will convince me otherwise.

 

[Gazza]

If Weghorst is the answer then it was a fucking stupid question

The question was - What type of silencer does a Weg have?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Derby week
Cue loads of negative City reports imminent.

 

[Tangled up in blue.]

Who's the ref

 

[Blue Mist]

Derby week
Cue loads of negative City reports imminent.

How could we tell which reports are because its Derby week and which are the normal negative articles?

 

[gazinho]

Who's the ref

Stuart fucking Atwell

 

[FantasyIreland]

Who's the ref

It really doesnt matter.

All are fucking abysmal.

 

[eyalluvitt]

United‘s next two cup opponents

 

[SebastianBlue]

United‘s next two cup opponents
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Just realised that lot were playing Charlton today and felt a twinge of existential dread in anticipation of the blanket coverage blowing smoke up their arses for beating a midtable League One side on penalties.

 

[Blue Mist]

Before when I said they were scum I was on my phone.

I am now on my PC and would like to confirm they are still scum.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Before when I said they were scum I was on my phone.

I am now on my PC and would like to confirm they are still scum.

Alexa had a notification for me saying the same.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Why the FUCK didn’t Pep use his genius and sign Wieghorst?

Bald fraud! Pep Wout!!!!!

 

[Kippax77]

We will be playing our 3rd game in just under 6 days when we step out at the swamp.
Games that included Chelsea and a travel to the south coast for good measure.
It will be their 3 game in 8 days, games at home to Everton and Charlton and then us.
They've got no excuses of tiredness or any other shit.
So I'm going big on the rags at work when we beat them.
Not big fu#king massive

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Wout Weghorst? Pmsl.

I hope they sign him. It'll be piss funny singing - "Burnley reject, Burnley reject, hello, hello".

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Wout Weghorst? Pmsl.

I hope they sign him. It'll be piss funny singing - "Burnley reject, Burnley reject, hello, hello".

It’s happening. Reason being he’s being hyped up on talksport and the like.

Wout fucking Weghorst. What with their rumoured salary cap coming in, mediocrity will be there for some time yet.

 

[JamesMCFC]

Rags in work getting cocky now. I hope we smash these cunts

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Daughters boyfriend said to me tge other day.
Rashfords doing well isn't he.

Oh yes mate unbelievable.
11 goals in 40 something games .
Haha