United Thread - 2022/23

[porkchopsaplenty]

Some arsewipe who calls himself Flex is explaining to Sky why 60 million for Casemiro is a bargain, 4 year deal and everyone wins.

FLEX, what sort of a clown calls himself Flex?

He is one of those weapons from a fan channel.
United stand I think same as that Brent like tit Mark Goldbridge.
Just like Howson & all those other fan channel gobshites he thinks he's a football oracle.
Truth is you'd get more sense out of a pisscan on the night bus.
Shows how idiotic & knee jerk the media are hiring these clowns.
SSN with that Flex moron & talksport giving goldbridge a show ffs.
More comedy to watch on TV

 

[big gaz]

Well thats got me moist down below.

Thank f88k Eccles Blue didn't post that ;-)

 

[domalino]

Is it?

Dalot: He's shit and struggle to get a game with the majority of Premier League sides.

Maguire: Not wasting my time getting into it.

Varane: Best years behind him he's finished.

Martinez: Too early to say.

Fred: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Casemiro: Far from what they need right now, No ambition and joined for the dollar.

Bruno: Over rated rat faced ****.

Sancho: Looks and plays like Harvey Price.

Martial: Done nothing in about 6 years, Fucked out the door by Sevilla.

Rashford: Can't string a sentence together never mind his football.

That team is good enough for 14th or 15th.

So how did they finish 6th last season?

 

[KS55]

Not sure if serious or not…

The pope is a catholic.

 

[Blue Mist]

Oh ffs. I'll give you a clue. Which player have the rags been chasing and the player has his mum as an agent.

You are clearly to young to remember the song. Mama Told Me Not To Come

 

[Blue Mist]

Rabiot

Well done that man. A Blue Peter badge is on its way to you, unlike certain posters who haven't got a scooby.
@malg I'm looking at youuuuuu

 

[KS55]

They finished 6th last year, so I don't know how much you expect them to fall after buying 3 or 4 players and obviously upgrading on the PE teacher as manager.

The difference is Fake Ron’s goals. Without them, they are worse than mid table.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Is it?

Dalot: He's shit and struggle to get a game with the majority of Premier League sides.

Maguire: Not wasting my time getting into it.

Varane: Best years behind him he's finished.

Martinez: Too early to say.

Fred: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Casemiro: Far from what they need right now, No ambition and joined for the dollar.

Bruno: Over rated rat faced ****.

Sancho: Looks and plays like Harvey Price.

Martial: Done nothing in about 6 years, Fucked out the door by Sevilla.

Rashford: Can't string a sentence together never mind his football.

That team is good enough for 14th or 15th.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Thank f88k Eccles Blue didn't post that ;-)

*lol*
I had to go back in the thread to see what it related to and I am now sitting here gobsmacked!! How old was he when he wrote those atrocities? Ten years old?
If anyone had written that to me I would still be cringing with embarrassment!! In fact I would be hiding away for at least a decade if I’d heard that something that dire had been read out in open court!

Giggs deserves, in my opinion, a 10 yr sentence for those ‘poems’ and statements alone!!!!

 

[domalino]

The difference is Fake Ron’s goals. Without them, they are worse than mid table.

He’s not going anywhere, no one wants him.