United Thread - 2022/23

[Stoned Rose]

Must be serious for Ronaldo to drop out of a trip to Bangkok

Tbf he does win the Ladyboy Cup every time he goes there but you have to be younger than 37 to take part as per Rule 3.2 subsection c.

So I’m told.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Trouble at t' mill.

One on't cross beams gone owt askew on't treddle?

Edit. I'm obviously late to the party.

 

[Shaggy]

I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

 

[lazerblue]

Looks like a photoshop rather than a photoshoot

and not a very good one at that,looks like they've got some fucker with an allotment to add a roof to the swamp

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Looks like something might be happening with these fools today.
Working in Prestbury the woman next door is some exec at the ahit hole.
She's just been picked up in a merc .
According to the guy we're working for that normally means she's gone in for some discussion regarding signing someone.
I just said to him she's not very good at her job then

 

[mat]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again...

 

[Stoned Rose]

Looks like something might be happening with these fools today.
Working in Prestbury the woman next door is some exec at the ahit hole.
She's just been picked up in a merc .
According to the guy we're working for that normally means she's gone in for some discussion regarding signing someone.
I just said to him she's not very good at her job then

Probably Pogba for 400m.

 

[kaz7]

We seem to get one or two of these types of signings every year to keep us amused. Past it galacticos after a cash out move.
They nearly always flop.
Off the top of the my head recently there's been

Falcao
Schweinsteiger
Sanchez
Ibrahimovic
Cavani
PR37
Varane
and now Erickson.
All were going to help United back to their rightful place atop the League.
None did apart from maybe the odd week here and there.

And that ugly twat ( i know that doesnt narrow it down much ) that went to psg ? A good player ruined by the rags

 

[Blue Mist]

Probably Pogba for 400m.

Oh perlease, I would wet myself if that happened.
Normally it would of course be a stupid thing to think..... but this lot aren't normal.

 

[mat]

JLingz is In the states begging MLS teams to sign him.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

JLingz is In the states begging MLS teams to sign him.

Perfect.
Shit player for a shit league

 

[yeah whatever !!]

whats the difference between Harry Mcguire and a traffic cone. ?

One is red and white doesnt move as players dribble round it.
The other is a traffic cone.

 

[KentBlue]

JLingz is In the states begging MLS teams to sign him.

And wasn't he also hailed as the next big thing by the rag-loving media?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

And wasn't he also hailed as the next big thing by the rag-loving media?

He’s got a lot of potential, to be fair.

England’s midfield could be Bellingham and Lingard for the next 45 years.

 

[Protein Junkie]

He’s got a lot of potential, to be fair.

England’s midfield could be Bellingham and Lingard for the next 45 years.

Thought she died 8 years ago ?

 

[Roy Munson]

Thought she died 8 years ago ?

Yeah, but she was different gravy.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Yeah, but she was different gravy.

She was a big fan of either Bisto Rovers or City

 

[citizen_maine]

She was a big fan of either Bisto Rovers or City

Bristol Cities

 

[RayCTID]

JLingz is In the states begging MLS teams to sign him.

Might have a better chance with the Chinese Superleague clubs

 

[big gaz]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

Why do I think of Mel Brookes ;-)