United Thread - 2022/23

[crazyg]

Get well soon blue and long may your entertainment continue

Cheers. I've got to be positive. I've got a seasoncard to look after!
Seriously, I want to see my 5 year old grand daughter grow up, so it's in my own hands.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

You're shite lad, you're a dodgy kebab after a night out. Nobody wants you.

 

[oldhamblue]

Can we have a separate thread for people whose kidneys are fucked?

This thread is for people to take the piss out of rag fans and their shitstain of a club, with a preening narcissist polluting the dressing room, a walking wardrobe as captain and a manager with all the credibility of a supply teacher.





Of course I wish you all well ;-)

 

[malg]

Can we have a separate thread for people whose kidneys are fucked?

This thread is for people to take the piss out of rag fans and their shitstain of a club, with a preening narcissist polluting the dressing room, a walking wardrobe as captain and a manager with all the credibility of a supply teacher.





Of course I wish you all well ;-)

Everyone off to the Renal Thread....

 

[Uwe Already]

Not bad. But go on then, here's one with 11.
I include the punctuation to make it clear and stop brains or lungs from failing...

In the school exam, James, as opposed to John who had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had little to no effect on the mark James was eventually given.

Ain't English ace?

Does “fucking fuckers fucking fucked” come close?

 

[dobingsdobber]

Little blue tablets for your eyes? Guess you must want to look hard ;)

Cock-eyed?

 

[MCFC1993]

If Casemiro goes to them, he must realise that his legs are going and he needs one last pay day for retirement.

No way does any rational footballer already at a 'big' club look at their situation and think I want a part of that. Has to be about the pay day now.

 

[argyle]

Neville on a new podcast (Diary of a CEO) saying City will never be as big as utd. Don't have the history apparently.

To be fair to him (and not saying I agree with him fully) he speaks well on other stuff to do with politics, mental health, the media in this country etc.

 

[Vienna_70]

You're shite lad, you're a dodgy kebab after a night out. Nobody wants you.

See you!

 

[MCFC1993]

€70m!

Only Ronaldo earning more, so between £300k-£375k a week.

30 years old, never played in the Premier League being given a 5 year contract.

Mental numbers really.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Neville on a new podcast (Diary of a CEO) saying City will never be as big as utd. Don't have the history apparently.

To be fair to him (and not saying I agree with him fully) he speaks well on other stuff to do with politics, mental health, the media in this country etc.

The man, with a small m, is a **** of the highest order.

We are so small, yet he can't stop talking about us.

 

[Ric]

Really didn’t want to see De Jong join them, but Casemiro I genuinely wouldn’t be that arsed about. He’d obviously improve them, but not enough to justify those figures.

 

[bluethrunthru]

You're shite lad, you're a dodgy kebab after a night out. Nobody wants you.

and can't handle sauerkraut

 

[Barcon]

€70m!

Only Ronaldo earning more, so between £300k-£375k a week.

30 years old, never played in the Premier League being given a 5 year contract.

Mental numbers really.

I thought 70 mil is the transfer fee. He must be playing for free.

 

[madloaf]

Neville on a new podcast (Diary of a CEO) saying City will never be as big as utd. Don't have the history apparently.

To be fair to him (and not saying I agree with him fully) he speaks well on other stuff to do with politics, mental health, the media in this country etc.

He's a bit of a ****. And anyone who says "this will never happen" because of "before" is a fucking idiot. So to summarise, Neville is an cunting idiot.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

€70m!

Only Ronaldo earning more, so between £300k-£375k a week.

30 years old, never played in the Premier League being given a 5 year contract.

Mental numbers really.

Only coming for the money if he does. Utd are pretty good at providing one last huge payday (pension) for players the wrong side of 30. Hopefully they will never learn.

 

[Charliegull]

I started home dialysis 2 nights ago, and am getting used to my peritoneum being filled with a liquid to clean out my blood of toxins. For 8 hours overnight, I have 2 litres at a time put in, held for an hour, taken out, and repeated 3 further times before the programme is finished. At the moment, it feels as if my body has been given a thorough beating, but this will settle down.
Unfortunately, reading this thread is making me laugh so much that am literally having to hold my sides to try and stop the pain.

Please don't let it stop.

I just read this post mate, putting rivalries aside, may i wish you all the best for the future.

 

[mike1923]

I'm willing to bet my left nut they'll fight between themselves at the protest, get the game called off, cause an absolute mess, police, arrests, get deducted/fined, piss off the dippers, PL and Sky plus all televisions involved in it and make a more disastrous start of the season than they can imagine.

All for it, I'll make sure I'll crack a cold Moretti this Monday, as i booked the day off work for a longer weekend. After that I'll fuck my wife in her David Silva shirt.

No chance of a points deduction, they didn’t get one last time. Quietly brushed under the carpet like all their wrongdoings. Cunts

 

[bluethrunthru]

as the out of control "juggernaut" careers to the brick wall that is the end of the window added to the more players who say "nah" will just result in ever more desperate ever more overpriced signings. The defining category for them is the have to be "big signings" - they will then over pay to not improve - its a story we have all read for a decade but it just gets worse foe them - laughably lol !

 

[Maly]

Or cockeyed?

Look hard & cock eyed :)