United Thread - 2022/23

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Great post that - fair fucks to you and hope that it gets easier.

You all set for Monday nights pre-march build up (protest) and viewing?

Should be a real treat - I'm praying for the return of zebra pants and the moustache guy with the 'Yanks / Americans out!' banner whilst sporting a New York Yankees cap.

Stay well mate...............
Ahhhh......tash man with his mate Biggles..a classic.
 
Some arsewipe who calls himself Flex is explaining to Sky why 60 million for Casemiro is a bargain, 4 year deal and everyone wins.

FLEX, what sort of a clown calls himself Flex?
Madrid have been saying polite things about letting him leave but i bet they are dancing behind the scenes of being offered 60 million and no doubt none of the UK media will report he is more than doubling his Madrid wages to join the Rags
 
Maybe this signing will finally mark a point where it will become widely accepted that players moving to United do it for pretty much only money. Even their fans know it now and they know this is the only way they can stay relevant.

They have become what they used to ridicule others about.
 
Fuck knows what Rabiot was asking for if they turned him down because of wage demands but then go for Casemiro at 300 grand a week.
 
The narrative that the Scum squad is ageing doesn't actually hold water.

The average age of the two teams in the last match was as follows.
  • MCFC - Starting eleven 27.93yrs, Substitutes 24.70yrs
  • Scum - Starting eleven 28.09yrs, Substitutes 24.73yrs
Hardly anything between us other than we have better quality players.
Except that we have potentially high class youngsters to replace the ageing players such as Esbrand, Lewis, Palmer, McAtee, Gomez etc etc. Who have they got waiting in the wings?
 
This is the first time in his career he's been in charge of transfers. Overmars was in control for Ajax when he managed them
I think they have largely bypassed him in this window apart from his targeting of Ajax players.
 
sorry if already posted, I couldn't see it, but worth putting up again anyway:

This is a poem, penned by Ryan Giggs, as read out in court yesterday:


My darling Kate
Unequivocally our love was fate
I fell in love with you at first sight
I remember coz I was as high as a kite
Those beautiful eyes made me shiver
I’m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo
That stomach those abs
Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs
You make me feel funny down there
Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare
I’m beginning to think you are always right
That’s okay it will keep us tight
I’m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul
And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole
Eat your heart out, Mr.Shakespeare.
 
sorry if already posted, I couldn't see it, but worth putting up again anyway:

This is a poem, penned by Ryan Giggs, as read out in court yesterday:


My darling Kate
Unequivocally our love was fate
I fell in love with you at first sight
I remember coz I was as high as a kite
Those beautiful eyes made me shiver
I’m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo
That stomach those abs
Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs
You make me feel funny down there
Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare
I’m beginning to think you are always right
That’s okay it will keep us tight
I’m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul
And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole
Fucking hell Hahahahaha
 
Rat face is spouting shite about Apollo and any other potential rag suitors, not being welcome in Manchester ….. On the contrary, they are more welcome than he is… He needs to learn when to shut his gob, he’s an embarrassment to our City…!
 
sorry if already posted, I couldn't see it, but worth putting up again anyway:

This is a poem, penned by Ryan Giggs, as read out in court yesterday:


My darling Kate
Unequivocally our love was fate
I fell in love with you at first sight
I remember coz I was as high as a kite
Those beautiful eyes made me shiver
I’m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo
That stomach those abs
Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs
You make me feel funny down there
Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare
I’m beginning to think you are always right
That’s okay it will keep us tight
I’m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul
And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole
If I'd written that guff I'd have pleaded guilty just to keep it out of court.
 
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