United Thread - 2022/23

[babyape]

Slur Alex & Gill been in the witness box giving Giggs glowing references...

 

[dhruvblue]

What is also odd is going from De Jong to Casemiro. 2 entirely different types of midfielder. It smells of desperation to make a big named signing in lieu of someone who actually fits the initial mould they were looking for.
He's better than they have in midfield but they've gone from targeting someone who controls the tempo of a game to someone who wins the ball back so they can pass to players that control the tempo of a game. They need the former.

He is what rags needed to unlock Pogbellend and he is off already. Lmao

 

[domalino]

 

[waspish]

Slur Alex & Gill been in the witness box giving Giggs glowing references...

If curse they are bottom line no one knows what goes on behind closed doors

 

[eboblue]

Slur Alex & Gill been in the witness box giving Giggs glowing references...

One bully supporting another bully...

 

[Semper aggressus]

Are you mental? He’s absolutely wank and will get eaten alive in the prem.

I bloody hope so!

I always thought he was meant to be amazing, a goalscoring enforcer in Real Madrid’s midfield.

 

[Afganitia]

Casemiro is still a very good player. He goes there for the money, so lets see how motivated he really is. Nonetheless, he is quite profesional, so he may so well actually.

 

[Kippax77]

Does all this mean that McZit will be getting bombed out upto Scotland, somewhere like Aberdeen or Dundee

 

[Silva2021]

He is a good player, but not one I feel we have missed out on. De Jong would have worried me more.

 

[Silva2021]

With protests planned etc.

I have said for awhile although would not do Myself, would be great to copy their banner but on money spent since last PL.

I would love this high and wide, let everyone know these spoilt lot, have spent more then anyone else from last being first.

So have had a bigger advantage then anyone, but yet they still complain because they feel there advantage should be bigger!!

 

[FantasyIreland]

Mercenary United FC.

 

[Bluewonder]

What do they really think Casemiro is going to be like, having won everything and now having doubled his wages, for FIVE years?!

Have they learned nothing?

This is Ronaldo mkII, albeit slightly less of a ****

 

[Blue Til Death]

Just when Casemiro has established himself as another player ruined by the rags, he will be off to the world cup and McFred will crawl back into the midfield …

 

[ScottSinclair]

Nemanja Matic mark two. His wages and legs will be a huge issue for them sooner rather than later. He will also give them nothing short-term unless they upgrade the rest of the central-line in the coming weeks.

Their stupidity is so absolutely spectacularly over-the-top, it's almost like they are an american spin-off of a British sitcom about how to run a football-club into the ground

 

[Bluemoon115]

He'll make one decent pass on his debut and be hailed as the next Pirlo.

He'll be average and overhyped for the rest of the season, maybe even the next two.

Then he'll be a 32 year old past it player on ridiculous wages, that his third, maybe even fourth manager at United won't be able to shift.

I love football.

 

[domalino]

sorry if already posted, I couldn't see it, but worth putting up again anyway:

This is a poem, penned by Ryan Giggs, as read out in court yesterday:


My darling Kate
Unequivocally our love was fate
I fell in love with you at first sight
I remember coz I was as high as a kite
Those beautiful eyes made me shiver
I’m not gonna lie I think of you I dream of you
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coo
That stomach those abs
Those pictures you send so I can keep tabs
You make me feel funny down there
Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare
I’m beginning to think you are always right
That’s okay it will keep us tight
I’m gonna end by saying you are my love my friend my soul
And most of all you believe in me, which makes me hard as a totem pole

Mr Giggs sent Ms Greville this message on New Years Eve 2017.

G is for gorgeous

R is for radiant

E is for extraordinary

V is for vivacious

I is for idolised, by me

L is for legs L is for legs

E is for everything I've ever wanted

The court has now sat through an hour and a half of gushing messages between Ms Greville and Mr Giggs. In among these exchanges, he called her "the jam in my doughnut, the salt in my tequila, the truffle in my pasta".

One text from Mr Giggs said:

"I love you so much baby, it even blows my mind that your surname is Greville. It rhymes with Neville, who is one of my besties, and Breville, which is my favourite toastie maker. It's things like this that make us so special.

Greville + Neville + Breville = so special"

 

[mackenzie]

Mr Giggs sent Ms Greville this message on New Years Eve 2017.

G is for gorgeous

R is for radiant

E is for extraordinary

V is for vivacious

I is for idolised, by me

L is for legs L is for legs

E is for everything I've ever wanted

The court has now sat through an hour and a half of gushing messages between Ms Greville and Mr Giggs. In among these exchanges, he called her "the jam in my doughnut, the salt in my tequila, the truffle in my pasta".

One text from Mr Giggs said:

"I love you so much baby, it even blows my mind that your surname is Greville. It rhymes with Neville, who is one of my besties, and Breville, which is my favourite toastie maker. It's things like this that make us so special.

Greville + Neville + Breville = so special"

Bloody hell, lol!!!!

 

[super_city_si]

He's a good player. Should improve them but its more short term fixes for a lot of money

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Nemanja Matic mark two. His wages and legs will be a huge issue for them sooner rather than later. He will also give them nothing short-term unless they upgrade the rest of the central-line in the coming weeks.

Except that he's a year older than Matic was, and they've offered him a longer contract than Matic got.

 

[citizen_maine]

Mr Giggs sent Ms Greville this message on New Years Eve 2017.

G is for gorgeous

R is for radiant

E is for extraordinary

V is for vivacious

I is for idolised, by me

L is for legs L is for legs

E is for everything I've ever wanted

The court has now sat through an hour and a half of gushing messages between Ms Greville and Mr Giggs. In among these exchanges, he called her "the jam in my doughnut, the salt in my tequila, the truffle in my pasta".

One text from Mr Giggs said:

"I love you so much baby, it even blows my mind that your surname is Greville. It rhymes with Neville, who is one of my besties, and Breville, which is my favourite toastie maker. It's things like this that make us so special.

Greville + Neville + Breville = so special"

He deserves to get sent down for that alone