United Thread - 2022/23

[aguero93:20]

Poor Paddy, still turning up on YouTube.

 

[Vienna_70]

I saw the raggiest of all the rags at work this morning, sorting the large packets.

I asked him, "How many parcels do you have today; seven?"

It did not go down well.

 

[Vienna_70]

They desperately need to get some forward players in as Sancho and Antony have been terrible signings. Their most creative player on assists has been Eriksen who is a short term sticking plaster.

If they are answering their problems in the transfer market a creative mid and a decent centre forward if it’s Kane will we be looking at north of £150 million this summer?

Each?

 

[Vienna_70]

Weghorst touching ‘the’ sign. ! View attachment 71379

Burnley reject!

 

[Chopper2115]

They desperately need to get some forward players in as Sancho and Antony have been terrible signings. Their most creative player on assists has been Eriksen who is a short term sticking plaster.

If they are answering their problems in the transfer market a creative mid and a decent centre forward if it’s Kane will we be looking at north of £150 million this summer?

With Maguire and Mctominay going, which they Will be lucky to get even close to £40m for, they will need to bring in a cb and cdm.
They will spend close to 250m this summer because Kane or Oshimen are £100m alone the thing is though that they really don’t have that many players that if they sold them they wouldn't get £50m plus without selling someone vital to the squad. So they won’t be getting that much back at all this summer in sales.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I saw the raggiest of all the rags at work this morning, sorting the large packets.

I asked him, "How many parcels do you have today; seven?"

It did not go down well.

Is that because he can't count past 5?

 

[Vienna_70]

Is that because he can't count past 5?

Quite possibly.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I think the Rags are hoping for the Summer Transfer Treble this year.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Hilarious stuff.

Forget the captaincy, it's plain embarrassing behavior from a professional.

Jesus, ten Hag’s face. If looks could kill, Fernandes would be in grave.

Imagine deciding to whinge at the opposition’s goalie when the rest of them are ripping your team apart.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

long time since i have laughed so much, heaven only knows what they were thinking

They deserved to lose purely for that. I have perfect pitch and that was physically sickening.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Each?

I recon Spurs will go low balled on Kane this summer when they could have got a whole lot more from City 2 years ago. Maybe £60-70 million. If Enzo Fernandes is going for daft money, the rags will pay stupid money in the middle of the park to be creative,

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Rag said to me yesterday in the pub that I know more about them than I do about City.

Told him he's no fucking idea how much I know about City but I know I definitely know more about the rags than he did.

 

[oddfellows]

 

[bluke]

Back to corner one for the rags.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Just looking at the table, and they've got a GD of 6?! That's remarkable for a third place team that, until 48 hours ago, serious pundits were claiming they were in a title race.

The pundits also claimed the rags were in a title race when they finished a distant 2nd under Mourinho....

 

[Grassland Blue]

Back to corner one for the rags.

The rags progress (or lack of) is like playing snakes and ladders.
On Sunday they landed on square 99 and the snake sent them all the way back to square 1!
Marvellous.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The rags progress (or lack of) is like playing snakes and ladders.
On Sunday they landed on square 99 and the snake sent them all the way back to square 1!
Marvellous.

Sack the board……. Game.

 

[jimharri]

That won't go down well with the unwashed hordes.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

That won't go down well with the unwashed hordes.

Apparently, it was to wind up Virgil The Great.

The rag propaganda machine is working overtime, this week.

Hilarious

 

[aguero93:20]

The rags progress (or lack of) is like playing snakes and ladders.
On Sunday they landed on square 99 and the snake sent them all the way back to square 1!
Marvellous.

More like square 3, but the media kept telling them two 1's was actually the best roll of the dice and they were nearly there.