United Thread - 2022/23

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Oh whadda night, smashin Real on a Wednesday night, you don't even play on Thursday night, filthy Rag scum you are shite !!!

 

[FantasyIreland]

They are bricking it,this is genuinely their worst nightmare.

Not in my lifetime........

 

[manclad]

Oh whadda night, smashin Real on a Wednesday night, you don't even play on Thursday night, filthy Rag scum you are shite !!!

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[Tuearts right boot]

A classic with a sence of humour. The bloke has a point....

Yesterday at 22:48

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Von Mistelroum​

Full Member​

Joined May 21, 2015Messages 3,141
It would seem that we're going to be battered very badly indeed, however I have a cunning plan...

We're allowed 11 players right? Behold: the 3-7-1 formation! This bold new tactic employs three goalkeepers, seven defenders and of course Wout Weghorst. The seven defenders stay more or less in and around our area, forcing City to shoot from range, but with three goalkeepers which is definitely allowed!!! They won't get very far. We hold them to 0-0 and win on penalties where it's Wout's time to shine! Whispering sweet nothings in the ears of the City penalty takers, while our three keepers cover each side they might shoot with one spare to cover the middle!

Literally fool-proof!

 

[Ducado]

A classic with a sence of humour. The bloke has a point....

Yesterday at 22:48

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Von Mistelroum​

Full Member​

Joined May 21, 2015Messages 3,141
It would seem that we're going to be battered very badly indeed, however I have a cunning plan...

We're allowed 11 players right? Behold: the 3-7-1 formation! This bold new tactic employs three goalkeepers, seven defenders and of course Wout Weghorst. The seven defenders stay more or less in and around our area, forcing City to shoot from range, but with three goalkeepers which is definitely allowed!!! They won't get very far. We hold them to 0-0 and win on penalties where it's Wout's time to shine! Whispering sweet nothings in the ears of the City penalty takers, while our three keepers cover each side they might shoot with one spare to cover the middle!

Literally fool-proof!

It's surprising they have already got a match thread for the FA cup final

 

[bluemc1]

I know they’ve been relegated in the past but this must be the worst time in History to be a United fan

I just felt a warm glow

 

[Bald fraud]

I haven't looked at their shitshow forum in at least a year so I forgot how loathsome they are. They're calling for them to try and injure City players to stop them from a CL win.

And they will do it guaranteed

 

[It could have been 10]

Also they only turned up for 5 minutes of the final.

Exactly. During the 90 minutes Bayern absolutely battered them. I seem to remember Bayern hitting post or crossbar a couple of times & Schmeical keeping the score down. Before the game went into extra time Bayern should have been out of sight.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Exactly. During the 90 minutes Bayern absolutely battered them. I seem to remember Bayern hitting post or crossbar a couple of times & Schmeical keeping the score down. Before the game went into extra time Bayern should have been out of sight.

Chelsea battered them in 2008, they seem to luck out when they do win European cup finals.

 

[bennyboy]