United Thread - 2023/24

[give it to gordon]

because they've got the worlds best keeper as there next signing T Rex

That doesnt make sence. Ten bob said he wanted to play out from the back, why would he sign the worst keeper in the premier league at doing that ?

 

[bennyboy]

Speaking of which, a rag has made an hour plus video of De Gea’s mistakes. It’s 104 minutes.

Why would you do that with your OWN goalie.

He must have missed a lot out.
Got a link.lol

 

[Gingers Dad]

Unemployed goal keeper seeks work. Have own gloves.

and 2 left boots

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Apparently Glazers have started pulling ‘Levers’ and they can still sign Onana

 

[remember arthur mann]

Dumping on your own team is the grift that just keeps giving for Goldbridge and his clones.

Yep, rag's throw their own player's under the bus every time they get beat. When they win they're world beaters. Sad bastards.

 

[Blue Mist]

Speaking of which, a rag has made an hour plus video of De Gea’s mistakes. It’s 104 minutes.

Why would you do that with your OWN goalie.

Own ex- goalie. He's gone, he ain't coming back so like you say, why waste 104 minutes of your Billy no mates, sad, pathetic, alone in the box room (with your phil neville duvet) waiting for mummy's runny egg a soldiers tea, life making it......oh I think I've just answered my own post.

 

[lonestay]

Hellllloooo David its ten bob here listen you dont figure in my plans going forward cos i need to shtart playing more from da back ,luckily you are out of da contract.
If you could just hold off signing for anyone, and please keep your phone on as i may have no choice but to come crawling back and beg you to once again boot the ball long for the Rashford to fuck up his shot ,no hard feelings David see you in a month for da pre -season training .

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

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These two were stood 25+ deep in all the City fans at Wembley tube heading back out to Wealdstone, then realised they were on the wrong platform.

Think they were just wrong 'uns personally.

Edit*** just noticed the sign behind them. Perfect.

This deserves two likes

 

[city2]

Hellllloooo David its ten bob here listen you dont figure in my plans going forward cos i need to shtart playing more from da back ,luckily you are out of da contract.
If you could just hold off signing for anyone, and please keep your phone on as i may have no choice but to come crawling back and beg you to once again boot the ball long for the Rashford to fuck up his shot ,no hard feelings David see you in a month for da pre -season training .

It’s ok though we are signing Pickford who can kick it further than you, we just have to teach him not to kick the ball out of play.

 

[Bald fraud]

Hojlund, Hojlund, he's a red like his dad, a fat fucking twat with a bucket hat.

Hojlund. Sounds like haaland. He must be good.
Ten Haag. Well he looks a bit like pep. He must be good. Is about the level of their recruitment these days!