United Thread - 2023/24

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[horlock_was_super]

SCUM*

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I dunno, after winning the treble, will the hunger be there next season? Or will there be a drop off? Gundogan will be a big miss, because he often gave De Bruyne a night off, which kept him fresh for the business end of the season. It also looks like Mahrez might go and Kyle Walker. Mahrez was a great option from the bench. Always seemed to score important goals in big games, and Walker is the insurance policy at the back, sweeping up any potential threats. He'll also be a big miss. All big characters with bags of experience, lots of quality going out of the squad. Who knows?

You are currently sitting on the top of a hill, looking down at the others climbing up. Some people enjoy the climb, some people enjoy the view from the top.

You are David Brent and I claim my £5

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Why is the United thread up to 280 pages without a ball being kicked?

I love talking about United, it's my favourite thing.

Yours too.

xx

You didn't love it so much when you were pretending to be a blue

 

[Protein Junkie]

If ever a club deserved the prefix Red Bull it’s the Rags. Move over Leipzig !

 

[Kippax77]

Every goal they score regardless of how irrelevant and scrappy it might be they celebrate it like they've just scored a 95th minute winner in the champions league final.

I honestly believe they're contractually obliged to perform these wild over the top goal celebrations for the benefit of the cameras as part of pushing the "united brand" they're just a pantomime of a club, more concerned with image and publicity rather than actual success.

You are correct.
Ferguson instilled it.
Way back when, in the olden days when they used to win leagues they could be 6 nil up against shit teams and they'd celebrate the goals with wild over the top celebrations to try and send a message out of how big and strong they were.
Another tactic from the piss can's book of propaganda

 

[Nellies left peg]

You didn't love it so much when you were pretending to be a blue

It’s because our forum freely allows other fans on our site unlike the red cafe and unless you behave like a total **** are tolerated.Anything not blowing smoke up the rags arses is deleted and the poster banned

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

It’s because our forum freely allows other fans on our site unlike the red cafe and unless you behave like a total **** are tolerated.Anything not blowing smoke up the rags arses is deleted and the poster banned

Absolutely agree with the forum policy on this. Just don't understand why someone would pretend they were a blue for so long despite it being obvious that they weren't. Nowt so queer as folk

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Personally I find their celebrations quite muted.

Watch us, to a man we're glad to have scored (except mahrez sometimes), it's a real team effort.

With utd its more like 1 or 2 truly celebrate, the rest aren't arsed. Same when they concede.

 

[Dirty Harry]

You didn't love it so much when you were pretending to be a blue

Tbh, I always thought it was against the boards ‘codes of conduct’, no idea where I’ve got that from.