United Thread - 2023/24

[KentBlue]

All well and good, raggies. All well and good. But when the dust settles we are and always will be a far superior football club than yours.

Know your place you uncouth plastics.

 

[bigA]

I see Mr clean, Greenwood has sneaked back into United and hopes to be part of the squad for the new season

Mason Greenwood returns to Manchester United with emotional statement

Man United winger Mason Greenwood's loan spell at La Liga club Getafe has come to an end following their 2-1 defeat to Mallorca

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Difference between our club and theirs is we got rid of Mendy even though he was found not guilty, they pay off witnesses and the plaintiffs then welcome the scumbag Greenwood back when they think the dust has settled.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Went for Sunday Lunch with my sister and her Rag Husband.
He greeted me with the L for loser sign on his forehead. I replied with four fingers. Followed it up with “ Rags spring huge shock to win FACup final”
Game,set and match PJ.
C*nts the lot of them.

Should have given him two fingers from each hand and asked the twat to count them

 

[The Salford lad.]

I remember a thread on the last Utd parade when nobody turned up it was hilarious , I can’t seem to find it on here , was it removed … pisscan saying look at all these fans here in Chester road with nobody there, and about 50 bell ends chasing the bus up to Trafford town hall ..please help me find it

 

[Vienna_70]

I remember a thread on the last Utd parade when nobody turned up it was hilarious , I can’t seem to find it on here , was it removed … pisscan saying look at all these fans here in Chester road with nobody there, and about 50 bell ends chasing the bus up to Trafford town hall ..please help me find it

It’s probably in the rags thread from that season, though it’s so long ago that it’s almost certainly in the archives by now.

 

[bluemc]

Wa

Went for Sunday Lunch with my sister and her Rag Husband.
He greeted me with the L for loser sign on his forehead. I replied with four fingers. Followed it up with “ Rags spring huge shock to win FACup final”
Game,set and match PJ.
C*nts the lot of them.

Wait, you know a grown man who does the "L for loser sign" on his forehead?

I wouldn't be going for Sunday lunch with that person again.

 

[give it to gordon]

Rags certainly getting well giddy. Fucking twats
Was that his lad with him ?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rags certainly getting well giddy. Fucking twats
Was that his lad with him ?

That's what the fuckers were like with me and my 11 year old.grandson walking on our own. Real brave boys......

 

[KennyG]

De Zerbi is going there. Someone has paid the release clause, and it is clear it is not Chelsea. Think the cup final just delayed it, as a curtesy to ETH.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I remember a thread on the last Utd parade when nobody turned up it was hilarious , I can’t seem to find it on here , was it removed … pisscan saying look at all these fans here in Chester road with nobody there, and about 50 bell ends chasing the bus up to Trafford town hall ..please help me find it