United Thread - 2023/24

[Grassland Blue]

The FA Cup is such an important trophy for the rags to win.
So important, that they didn't even bother to enter the competition for the cup in 2000.....
(Bigger fish and all that).

 

[Protein Junkie]

Went for Sunday Lunch with my sister and her Rag Husband.
He greeted me with the L for loser sign on his forehead. I replied with four fingers. Followed it up with “ Rags spring huge shock to win FACup final”
Game,set and match PJ.
C*nts the lot of them.

 

[Vienna_70]

Went for Sunday Lunch with my sister and her Rag Husband.
He greeted me with the L for loser sign on his forehead. I replied with four fingers. Followed it up with “ Rags spring huge shock to win FACup final”
Game,set and match PJ.
C*nts the lot of them.

Good man!

 

[bakerdave76]

Went for Sunday Lunch with my sister and her Rag Husband.
He greeted me with the L for loser sign on his forehead. I replied with four fingers. Followed it up with “ Rags spring huge shock to win FACup final”
Game,set and match PJ.
C*nts the lot of them.

Should have changed it to 4

 

[Kippax77]

One FA cup win against an off-color City and it wipes off how miserable they've been for 38 games.

It was that big an achievement for them, not to hold a parade.
Just like the dippers, the reality is both domestic cups don't come anywhere near winning 4 titles in a row

 

[Tracking back]

Went for Sunday Lunch with my sister and her Rag Husband.
He greeted me with the L for loser sign on his forehead. I replied with four fingers. Followed it up with “ Rags spring huge shock to win FACup final”
Game,set and match PJ.
C*nts the lot of them.

That club and It's fanbase is nothing more than a shim sham.

If they had even a modicum of self-awareness and insight they would keep their heads down and pray that their insignificance as a football club is going to be short lived.

The biggest club in the world my arse. They conduct their business in the most chaotic way and when they do win something of merit their fanbase rather than berating the players for being shite all season resort to their default arrogance.

 

[KentBlue]

All well and good, raggies. All well and good. But when the dust settles we are and always will be a far superior football club than yours.

Know your place you uncouth plastics.

 

[bigA]

I see Mr clean, Greenwood has sneaked back into United and hopes to be part of the squad for the new season

Mason Greenwood returns to Manchester United with emotional statement

Man United winger Mason Greenwood's loan spell at La Liga club Getafe has come to an end following their 2-1 defeat to Mallorca

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Difference between our club and theirs is we got rid of Mendy even though he was found not guilty, they pay off witnesses and the plaintiffs then welcome the scumbag Greenwood back when they think the dust has settled.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Went for Sunday Lunch with my sister and her Rag Husband.
He greeted me with the L for loser sign on his forehead. I replied with four fingers. Followed it up with “ Rags spring huge shock to win FACup final”
Game,set and match PJ.
C*nts the lot of them.

Should have given him two fingers from each hand and asked the twat to count them

 

[The Salford lad.]

I remember a thread on the last Utd parade when nobody turned up it was hilarious , I can’t seem to find it on here , was it removed … pisscan saying look at all these fans here in Chester road with nobody there, and about 50 bell ends chasing the bus up to Trafford town hall ..please help me find it