United Thread - 2023/24

[freshie]

FFS

 

[jacko74]

Roll on November and the Rags are taking it up the a*se from teams who break at speed, Keane will be calling them lazy c*nts on Sky Sports, Ten Hag will be clinging on to his job and normal service will be resumed.

I just hope every side in the Prem have finally figured them out this season and plays them at exactly their own game... sit back, park the bus and hit them on the break rather than trying to play football against them and getting sucker punched.

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

I fucking hate July. Sky and all media banging on about how the rags are buying world class players and going to rule the world again. Knobheads walking round Asda in rag shirts that will be back in the draw in October . Cunts all of them

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I fucking hate July. Sky and all media banging on about how the rags are buying world class players and going to rule the world again. Knobheads walking round Asda in rag shirts that will be back in the draw in October . Cunts all of them

Yeah this time of year does seem to provide a plague of shit footie shirts when out & about.

They'll be put away well before the clocks change.

 

[Kippax77]

I fucking hate July. Sky and all media banging on about how the rags are buying world class players and going to rule the world again. Knobheads walking round Asda in rag shirts that will be back in the draw in October . Cunts all of them

It's just the annual fleecing month.
Sky rimming raggys egos, then sitting back and watching as the subscription renewals break target figures.
Abit like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey

 

[halfcenturyup]

FFS

Well, that true. It's just that Guardiola's was positive and ten Hag's was negative.

 

[Vienna_70]

It's just the annual fleecing month.
Sky rimming raggys egos, then sitting back and watching as the subscription renewals break target figures.
Abit like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey

Talking of donkeys…

 

[blue cigar]

So many world class players, how can we compete? One was telling me at the weekend they will go very close because that dwarf is fit again! The new Liverpool, it's their year

 

[Vienna_70]

So many world class players, how can we compete? One was telling me at the weekend they will go very close because that dwarf is fit again! The new Liverpool, it's their year

And don’t forget Magliar!

 

[Akira]

Apparently, Camelgob had a major influence on Yoyo joining the rags, according to Slimy Stone.

He adds that the new ugly one was coveted by many European clubs, though curiously enough, he didn’t mention that they weren’t prepared to pay the astronomical fee that the swamp-dwellers splurged:

Leny Yoro: Manchester United legend Rio Ferdinand call helped French defender choose club

New Manchester United signing Leny Yoro says a call from former defender Rio Ferdinand persuaded him to join the club over other suitors.

www.bbc.co.uk

A call indeed. Nothing to do with them paying double what Madrid were willing to pay and Lille pushing him to United for the money, but a call from the camel did it.