United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

Good, I'm all for that. Phil plays enough games. It's a pity Phil will still have to travel with the squad but I'm sure he will tell them all about Istanbul and his treble exploits.

God help him if he does a Rashford...

 

[Sky Blue]

I see the obvious red on here has popped back in with giddiness.

 

[Sky Blue]

Who be that be then?

Mason Mount's dad.

 

[remember arthur mann]

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Absolutely brilliant they (all 17 of them) closed the Megastore on the Morning of the kit launch! (it was being reported on talk sport at 7.30am, the store didn't open until 10am)!

One of the plant pots was interviewed and said that they will continue to boycott buying anything from the shop or in the stadium whilst the Glazers are in charge. The irony of the fact that he was also proud that he is a season ticket holder was lost on him!

different breed them lot!

The Magnificent 7 17. FFS !!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

So £55m plus £5m add-on.... assuming that's just the £55m then.

It probably leaves them £45m + player sales for a squad upgrade, I'd guess they've probably got around £70/75m in total to play with, takeaway a keeper signing and they've got one more purchase left.

Play Greenwood and cover another position with even for them the grief they'd get or snap up the equivalent of Danny Ings.

We're living in wonderful times blues.

 

[journolud]

Can't wait to see how the Rags turn Mount into a molehill.

 

[blue cigar]

They need defenders, like 4 or 5 but they are buying forward fannies, the new spurs

 

[MafeotulBlue]

Inarguably the worst ran club in the premier league. Speechless, 750 million in debt. Dump of a stadium.

Ten bob needs CDM, CB, GK, CM, CM, STx2.

Ten bob buys a Bruno Fernandes regen.

 

[KentBlue]

So £55m plus £5m add-on.... assuming that's just the £55m then.

It probably leaves them £45m + player sales for a squad upgrade, I'd guess they've probably got around £70/75m in total to play with, takeaway a keeper signing and they've got one more purchase left.

Play Greenwood and cover another position with even for them the grief they'd get or snap up the equivalent of Danny Ings.

We're living in wonderful times blues.

Just think of those long winter evenings to come, feet up in front of the telly watching the rags in a cup tie at home (of course), pleading for a penalty because they are losing 0-3 to a non-league club that most of us have never heard of. Think about the obscene amount of money the rags have thrown at the club in a desperate attempt to cling on to our coat tails. And snigger loudly when you see their latest megabucks signing being subbed again because he's turned out to be utter shite.

And when you see your raggy workmates the next day be sure to twist the knife in, viciously and ferociously: make the bastards suffer every time you see their horrendous faces wherever you are. Remember the Pisscan's words, remember that banner, and remember two-ton Shaw's recent 'stop it happening again' comment. Think of liver-killer Crerand sneering whenever we were mentioned, and then remember ratboy will be up in the commentators room, watching exactly what we are watching, his expensively assembled pub-team being mauled and torn apart by some part-timers.

Drink it in, you raggy spineless çunts who come on here and pretend you don't care about 'ickle Citeh, drink it in because there's a fucking site more of the same coming your way...

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Just think of those long winter evenings to come, feet up in front of the telly watching the rags in a cup tie at home (of course), pleading for a penalty because they are losing 0-3 to a non-league club that most of us have never heard of. Think about the obscene amount of money the rags have thrown at the club in a desperate attempt to cling on to our coat tails. And snigger loudly when you see their latest megabucks signing being subbed again because he's turned out to be utter shite.

And when you see your raggy workmates the next day be sure to twist the knife in, viciously and ferociously: make the bastards suffer every time you see their horrendous faces wherever you are. Remember the Pisscan's words, remember that banner, and remember two-ton Shaw's recent 'stop it happening again' comment. Think of liver-killer Crerand sneering whenever we were mentioned, and then remember ratboy will be up in the commentators room, watching exactly what we are watching, his expensively assembled pub-team being mauled and torn apart by some part-timers.

Drink it in, you raggy spineless çunts who come on here and pretend you don't care about 'ickle Citeh, drink it in because there's a fucking site more of the same coming your way...