United Thread - 2023/24

[Betterdeedthan red]

F#cking Yonner!

Yeah Gary - explain a weekend break to all us thickos, you total c#nt.

This is why I don't go on things like Instagram or what ever bollocks it is

 

[SebastianBlue]

Nevermind, you might one day 8-)

It’ll have to happen soon…

 

[TinFoilHat]

10-year stadium ban and 1-day bluemoon lockout

Probably not wrong with the stadium ban.

The stewards tried throwing me out at the last derby I watched because there was a rag in the seat in front and I made a point of it.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I just hope the WSL refuse to send teams to play them.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I just hope the WSL refuse to send teams to play them.

At every level teams should refuse to play them, why should our players have to share a pitch with someone like Greenwood?

 

[The Earl of Abington]

It's not "people like you or I" Gary, it's "people like you or me". Winds me up when people get this wrong, especially when they think they're being clever. You're not clever, Gary, you're a thick red scumbag!

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

It's not "people like you or I" Gary, it's "people like you or me". Winds me up when people get this wrong, especially when they think they're being clever. You're not clever, Gary, you're a thick red scumbag!

I hate that too.
It's up there with "on behalf of myself and ..."

 

[bigstanhibbert]

But note he still thinks about work sometimes - and has his "best ideas", the man's a marvel, he truly is.

His best ideas!!

The pillock loves the sound of his own voice, his best idea would be '99' or calippo. The bloke clearly is a bellend, would love a night out with him, would take the piss mercilessly.

Probably be the type who wears socks and sandals as a combo abroad, isn't he meant to be on Dragon's Den soon, talk about dumbing down.

 

[SebastianBlue]

It's not "people like you or I" Gary, it's "people like you or me". Winds me up when people get this wrong, especially when they think they're being clever. You're not clever, Gary, you're a thick red scumbag!

As someone else pointed out, his ego was inflated by years of being the smartest person in the dressing room, then hung up his boots, went out in to the real world, and wasn’t smart enough to realise that experience was actually akin to being the most pacifist person at a serial killers’ convention.

 

[Vienna_70]

Mini-retirement?

Why can’t he just take a permanent one, and do us all a favour?