United Thread - 2023/24

[Djibrilshairdo]

Spare a thought for Ming the Penniless having to wait for yellow markdown stickers on fuckers that no one else wants. Shame.

 

[Gesario]

Went to the Doctors yesterday and saw a locum. A Nigerian fella. He introduced himself as Kelechi, so immediately went "aaah Iheanacho". He replied "you must be a Leicester fan", I said "no, Man City".

"Hate Man City" he snapped

"Let me guess...Liverpool" I replied.

"Arsenal"

Got me prescription, offered my condolences for last season and wished him luck for this one, smirking ear to ear.

He didn't reply.

Bless.

Big word Hate , I would have laughed in his face

 

[Dirty Harry]

PSG in for amrabat apparently.

Very good player whenever I’ve seen him, hope it’s true.

 

[hammocity]

Eubank after the weigh in today, wearing a rag shirt, then says, “I’ve not had to do anything degrading” Really Chris? If you wanted to wind up a Dipper in Manchester you should have worn a blue shirt that would have made you feel “Champion”.

 

[Pam]

Is everyone going to the "We Are Shit" demo at Old Toilet tonight? It starts at 6pm for anyone that's interested.

 

[Johnnyblue7]

The plane sent to bring Amrabat back to Manchester arrived midday but its flight has now been cancelled so make of that what you want, no one saying anything about the deal collapsing but I'd piss myself if it did.

 

[Dodge]

Big word Hate , I would have laughed in his face

His exact words mate. An NHS doctor. The bitterness knows no bounds.

I always prefer a knowing smirk to a belly laugh.

 

[Semper aggressus]

I don’t understand why Spurs did these twats a favour loaning them Reguillon. Ok, he’s no world beater but why even help the dints out, especially as Spurs must consider rags as rivals for a top 6 spot. Weird. Everyone should tell the rag bastards to fuck off when they come calling for players.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I don’t understand why Spurs did these twats a favour loaning them Reguillon. Ok, he’s no world beater but why even help the dints out, especially as Spurs must consider rags as rivals for a top 6 spot. Weird. Everyone should tell the rag bastards to fuck off when they come calling for players.

lol... the biggest club in all the world having to rely on Loanees....

And to think they used to call us small.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

And now they have Johnny F Evans who’s had a better transfer window than them.