United Thread - 2023/24

[TonyM]

I watched the whole match because I knew I would be in for a treat. Hannibal stood out. I honestly believe he gave the worst display I have ever seen by a midfield player at any level. No idea of where to run, or to control the ball, or pass it cleanly, and no awareness of the rest of the pitch. To call him a headless chicken would be an insult to headless chickens. Happy days.

 

[Metal Biker]

I'm hearing that he's gone, been dumped an hr ago.

Where you hear dis?

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Where you hear dis?

A friend who knows someone at the Swamp. Could be Chinese wispers .

 

[tommybooth]

Barry Potter is available as the Phoenix Club has shut.

 

[Mancini’s Pastilles]

What will sacking him really do? There is still a squad of 23 or more piles of absolute steaming shite.. a new manager will change nothing

 

[bluetonium]

Need to scrounge £15m from somewhere if they do it. Maybe they can start a gofundme

 

[KentBlue]

What will sacking him really do? There is still a squad of 23 or more piles of absolute steaming shite.. a new manager will change nothing

Yep. The same old story with the scum: a latter day Chelsea with Abramovitch.

 

[tommybooth]

15 million to sack. Lovely!!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Be careful who you piss off on your way to the top because as sure as eggs are eggs you'll be seeing them again on your way back down.....

Never before has there been a more appropriate phrase.

Yeah, but the gobby cnuts on the way up give it the Uriah Heep shit on the way down.

 

[Vienna_70]

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I love the smug look on Howe's face.

 

[freshie]

Tick tock

 

[lazerblue]

A friend who knows someone at the Swamp. Could be Chinese wispers .

shrek?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Christ... I listened to a bit of 606 at weekend and Robbie Savage said he's watched the Academy lads at the Swamp, and only Hannibal and Mainoo are good enough to step up... it's not looking good then! : )

Did he mean as Macclesfield signings?

 

[jacko74]

This illustrates just how stuffy and undeserved united's wins have been... they've spent a total of only 29 minutes being in the lead at Old Trafford so far this season.

 

[paulchapo]

Tick tock

They won't put up with it for much longer. The bloke has spent over 400 million and they're worse than ever. It also looks like he's lost the dressing room. Probably sounding the Brighton manager or Potter out.

 

[Winchester]

Where you hear dis?

Replacement list as follows
Stephen Howson
Mick Hucknall
Andy Tate
That tosser of the Flying Pig V Blog
This list is not exhaustive

 

[Vienna_70]

It was ridiculous them saying that it wasnt “the united way” to sack managers.
Easy to say that when your manager is the hard shoulder shitter!
In between busby and GPC and post GPC they sacked managers for fun!

So its actually “the united way” to sack managers.

Its a bigger myth than the fabled its “the united way” to rely on youth.
Apart from the freak of occurrence that was the class of 92 (heave) , they havent brought anyone of note through really. Rashford, the latest beacon of youth is bang average.

All this “the united way” nonsense is exactly what is holding them back, because really, it never existed

Between the former City player and the pisscan, the rags had 5 managers (plus Busby replaced McGuiness for a second stint) in 16 years.

Since the Govan tyrant retired, they have had another five in charge on a permanent basis, plus caretaker eras of Bryan Briggs, Carrick and rag nick.

But they don't sack managers.

 

[threespires]

Replacement list as follows
Stephen Howson
Mick Hucknall
Andy Tate
That tosser of the Flying Pig V Blog
This list is not exhaustive

Give it to the Hobbit who was also in Lost (apparently he's a rag) at least till the end of the season.

 

[dadnlad]

Bring back the class of 92.
Scholes as the manager.
Giggs as his assistant
Butt, Director of football
What could possibly go wrong.

Scruffy Jim running the football side with the Glazers doing the commercial side.
As I said, what could possibly go wrong.

salford city are flying and need dragging back into the pack

 

[Tuearts right boot]

They won't put up with it for much longer. The bloke has spent over 400 million and they're worse than ever. It also looks like he's lost the dressing room. Probably sounding the Brighton manager or Potter out.

What a fucking racket this football malarky is. Piss £400 million up the wall, get sacked and pocket £15m...where's the incentive in that.