United Thread - 2023/24

[Bluechipblue]

If Carlsberg picked their next manager....Dwight Yorke would beat Mr Blobby to it.

And even that would be the wrong choice.

 

[Metal Biker]

Remember when they boasted about this new stadium? Now they can't even fix the leaks in the tin can they call how :)

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Looks like a fucking bed pan

 

[mexico1970]

Looks like a fucking bed pan

Have some fuckin' respect :)

 

[mancboy]

Remember when they boasted about this new stadium? Now they can't even fix the leaks in the tin can they call how :)

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why in the ever loving fuck would they pay 5bn to make a stadium that looks like a prison toilet

 

[Metal Biker]

Have some fuckin' respect :)

Fuckin' make me! :P

 

[I'm With Stupid]

They had a contract with the BBC that the manager would do post-match interviews and they ignored that for years because the BBC said something that Baconface didn't like.

But the rules there were only that they had to provide someone to speak to them, not a particular person, I assume.

 

[mexico1970]

Fuckin' make me!

FFS, the rags are swimming in Rats and all anyone can do is take the piss :O

 

[KS55]

Christ... I listened to a bit of 606 at weekend and Robbie Savage said he's watched the Academy lads at the Swamp, and only Hannibal and Mainoo are good enough to step up... it's not looking good then! : )

We have regularly tonked them at every age level for several years.

 

[mancboy]

We have regularly tonked them at every age level for several years.

Utd dont realise that the the dream of young kids isnt to play for united, 14,15,16 year olds dont associate the rags with success anymore and they dont get their news from the bbc or the mail so ashton and his cronies have zero impact

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I think Chapman is one of a very small number of football broadcasters who is impartial. The best the BBC have got in my view.

Don’t let @Zabbasbeard know!

 

[Metal Biker]

FFS, the rags are swimming in Rats and all anyone can do is take the piss :O

 

[mancityscot]

Its like a rinse and repeat with every manager since fergie left. hilarious

 

[Ghostofmerlin]

Its like a rinse and repeat with every manager since fergie left. hilarious

After 5 or 6, it might become apparent that the manager isn't really the issue. Lol.

 

[scousemanc]

She didn't see the first two goals? Sums it up, no way is she a bona fide Rag fan she is just on the make money out of gullible twats bandwagon.

Is that her bed behind her, nudge nudge, wink wink?

She's the same as all the fake United fans with Youtube channels who have never been to a game. They don't support United, just make money out of them. Like the players

 

[spacecadet]

They can change their managers like their fanbase change their applecatchers. You will never lose their arrogance though. One Blue on here once stated " In their history they have won lots with two different Scottish managers, otherwise next to fuck all." It's now ten years since, so hopefully they are starting to lose generations of support. We had Swales to thank for our generational loss. Thankfully now we are back in true numbers. Fuck utd, fuck the government, fuck the BBC. ENDS

 

[mancboy]

outstanding red dwarf reference

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Just four days ago they were getting hard-ons over the possibility of being 3pts behind us in the league.

The meltdown by everyone over this club is bonkers, really. Fun, but bonkers.

 

[Oldtraffordblue1]

Thought exactly the same when I heard the Geordies had been singing it! That must seriously add salt to the wound!

They were still singing it on Salford Quays at 1045 last night!

 

[Blue Til Death]

Might as well be Celtic.

A massive rant from a massive twat.

And there was me thinking she was talking out of her arse..!

 

[Blue Til Death]

Do any of these sociological misfits ever go to a match?

Ask me a hard one… !