United Thread | 2024/25

Silva 83 said:
Fair enough. Not sure I have the stamina for a 7,000 word dissertation. I could do that if I really wanted to and spent some time on it, polishing it etc, but it's maybe a bit too much effort.

So far I have 1,500 odd words on them. Mostly about their recent transfer activity and talking a bit about their stupid fans' lack of self-esteem and need for approval. I haven't really delved into their history, cuntish ex-players, how horrible the likes of Ferguson, Martin Edwards, Ratcliffe et al are. No mention of John Henry Davies or James Gibson yet either.

Maybe I can expand it a little.
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,you can nicely wrap all of that up with just one single four letter word.

Scum !!!!!!!!
 
Silva 83 said:
Have you noticed that all the idiots who join them - players, coaches, executives - say 'Manchester United are a huge club'?

It's almost like they're instructed to do so to appease the insecure, low self-esteem glory-hunters they call fans.
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I think talking United up is exactly what the players are told to do. It very cringeworthy.
 
Wow, I've literally just woken up to being told it's the year of the red devils. After a one nil home win against Fulham. I'm not sure even liverpool or arsenal fans are chancing their luck at this stage, but not a problem for that lot.

My response was to send them a link for treating premature ejaculation and point out that their club is still as rotten as the meat Louis Edwards allegedly sold to Manchester schools to finance United. They've just asked who Louis Edwards is and what's he's got to do with united.... This could be a funny day after all.

On a separate note, how on earth is Adama Traore a professional footballer? He was literally off balance running with the ball with nobody around him.
 
bluetonium said:
Wow, I've literally just woken up to being told it's the year of the red devils. After a one nil home win against Fulham. I'm not sure even liverpool or arsenal fans are chancing their luck at this stage, but not a problem for that lot.

My response was to send them a link for treating premature ejaculation and point out that their club is still as rotten as the meat Louis Edwards allegedly sold to Manchester schools to finance United. They've just asked who Louis Edwards is and what's he's got to do with united.... This could be a funny day after all.

On a separate note, how on earth is Adama Traore a professional footballer? He was literally off balance running with the ball with nobody around him.
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Yup...they're back with avengance
 
Start of a new era according to TalkSport. Funny, I watched it and it looked very similar to the last few seasons - shite, no plan, being second best in stages, and getting a bit of luck to nick it. Unfortunately for them, you can’t get away with that every game you play. File under shite and of no real concern.
 
Silva 83 said:
Post 2 (continued)

Mason Mount was going to be a pressing machine. The result? Injured most of the campaign, invisible when he did play, and the complete nothing player most sensible people know he is.

Also last season, Rashford is coming off his so-called ‘best ever campaign’. Their fans are crowing about a world-class, Player of the Season year coming up. We all know how that worked out.

Fast forward to the present. We are being treated to such pearls of wisdom as ‘de Ligt must be world class because Bayern fans wanted to keep him’ and endless clueless wannabe tacticians’ Youtube videos about the ‘number 9.5, not 9 or 10, get it right’ Joshua Zirkzee. Or how nothing player Burnley lad Sander Berge – a fella they wouldn’t have recognised in the street three weeks ago – is the answer to all of their problems as they’ve suddenly been linked to him.

Let’s not get too much into prior to 2021. 85m man Pogba and the guys who were gonna ‘unlock’ him, Donny Van de Beek the ‘80 million player they’re getting for 40 million’ or Harry ‘the potential best CB in the league’ Maguire for 80m. Or ‘we have sorted our right wing for the next decade’ (after one good game) Daniel James. Yes, I saw some of them say that.

Right now, they’re also clinging on to the FA Cup Final against City. A game they got lucky in with a mistake and then admittedly good second goal, and then defended their own box for an hour. This also proves they don’t understand that cup football is completely different to league football. That trophy has zero bearing on their projected league performance this season.

Fact is, their fans are generally delusional. We see it on their sites, where any dose of realism is derided as ‘negativity’ – when you have been as bad as they have for so long, it isn’t negative, it’s honest.

They’re so desperate to be back that they indulge in severe coping strategies and pop deludamol pills. And most of their fans are such thick lemmings that they believe the United propaganda in the sports media. As recently as the last few days with them drooling over an empty puff piece (not even written by him personally) from Omar Berrada (the same guy who slagged United when he was at Man City) about how they’re such a huge club, and how his father used to tell him stories of Munich and George Best (always an easy way to get United fans onside – mention Munich or Best or Charlton or Duncan Edwards). Like any of that has fucking anything do with his job, or how they will perform this season. Such an easily manipulated fanbase. Walk the walk, don’t talk the talk.

The thing with them is they need these players to be good, because their entire self-esteem is intertwined with United as a club. Most of them have no concrete achievements in their own life, and have latched onto United at some point in the last 60 years in an attempt to wallow in some reflected glory. They figured it was a safe bet. However, now that United have fallen apart over the last decade, they’re going insane as they can’t handle not having that safety net for their self-esteem. Many of their lives were mediocre and lacked fulfilment – but they could always rely on United winning the league. They don’t have that comfort blanket now, and that’s why they go so mad at defeats. It’s why they spin everything and everyone linked to them as the biggest and best ever – because of their extreme insecurity and need to win. The biggest glory-hunters on the planet.

They never learn, and it is doomed to failure yet again. Bearing in mind all of the above errors (and it’s far from exhaustive), why would you EVER listen to anything their fans or media cheerleaders say? They have been proved wrong REPEATEDLY. Their fans are clearly indoctrinated by the sycophancy in the press.

Don’t even get me started on Ferguson, their horrible ex-players (many of which talk tripe in a media space that enables them to do so), horrible tossers like Martin Edwards and Jim Ratcliffe.

The truth is they’re finished, and this ‘new era’ is all smoke and mirrors and will end in tears. Every season they talk about being ‘in transition’ and ‘making preparations to challenge in a few years’. But it never happens. While Pep is at City, they won’t challenge.

Also, something often overlooked, but one of their biggest problems is counter-attacking is built into the culture of their club. They can’t play controlling, dominant, possession football as the best teams do now. That’s not in their club’s ethos or capability. Even dating back to Ferguson’s time they played smack it long or up the wings, fire crosses in the box, 100mph chaos ball. They haven’t moved with the times on the pitch. Hence, they will naturally have a ceiling as to how many games they can win and how many points they can accrue, and consequently how many trophies they can muster.

End of story.
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Good work.
I got up early today so that I could hate them for longer.
Fxxkin "top of the league" cunts!

What I take from ĺistening to their match last night is that it could have gone either way and it was a typical mansh untd goal (spawny) which won the match.
Therefore the rags are roughly on a par with Fulham and I expect their final league position to reflect that.
I am also, even at this early stage, repulsed to hear the commentators
arse licking the rags and talking them up, practically willing them to a win.

Now what was that Monty Python song?
Oh yes, I remember now.
"Scum, scum, scum, scum,
Scum scum, scum, scum
wonderful scuuum!"
(Feel free to add a few more scums tif I missed some.)
 
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