United Thread | 2024/25

The rag who lives near me (the one who doesn't speak to me anymore) was apparently bad-mouthing Southgate during the Euros. Telling everyone who would listen that he (Southgate) is totally useless, out of his depth, has no idea how to manage a team, etc etc. This morning I hear he's changed his tune a bit. He's now saying Southgate would be pretty good at the swamp should he replace Ten-Bob. He'd have the Pisscan guiding him through everything and the rags would stay top of the league under him.

Seeing as how the deluded cretin even avoids eye contact with me now I have no way of ridiculing him in public.
Start wearing a waistcoat
 
Spot the gaslighting from Gary Rose at the Beeb

With some exciting young players at the club, Ten Hag has stressed that Manchester United are in a transitional period

"It was a sobering day for Erik ten Hag, his players and for the new ownership sat in the stand en-masse.

Transition -new ownership wtf
So, how many years of transition do they need?

I make this the 12th year.

We were in transition two years ago ( when Erling arrived and we changed from a false nine to an out-and-out striker) and we still won the League.
 
I know it's hard to visualise but there are wore teams in the Prem and that's why they will do OK and not be anywhere near relegation as nice it would be
I don't know.
I have only seen them in 2nd half yesterday but as far as I can make out.
Onana is a liability
Right back good going forward
De light looks shit too heavy.
Martinez is a twat too small.
Left back no idea who is the left back.
Mainoo average at best.
The rat good player mard arse downs tools.
Cabbage patch kid .
Might as well put an actual cabbage patch in the middle of the park.
Rashford absolutely completely useless.
That new forward is bobbins.
And the ghost of Christmas past is talented but a big headed prick.
So I would say they're not much better than teams like nerverton
Southampton and Ipswich.
Palace are miles better .
Fulham not sure
Bournemouth about level
In the words of gorgeous George
Get down and fucking stay down
 
I don't know.
I have only seen them in 2nd half yesterday but as far as I can make out.
Onana is a liability
Right back good going forward
De light looks shit too heavy.
Martinez is a twat too small.
Left back no idea who is the left back.
Mainoo average at best.
The rat good player mard arse downs tools.
Cabbage patch kid .
Might as well put an actual cabbage patch in the middle of the park.
Rashford absolutely completely useless.
That new forward is bobbins.
And the ghost of Christmas past is talented but a big headed prick.
So I would say they're not much better than teams like nerverton
Southampton and Ipswich.
Palace are miles better .
Fulham not sure
Bournemouth about level
In the words of gorgeous George
Get down and fucking stay down
Cabbage patch kid. He is one ugly ****. Apparently he was the best midfielder in the world a few years ago lol
 
I don't know.
I have only seen them in 2nd half yesterday but as far as I can make out.
Onana is a liability
Right back good going forward
De light looks shit too heavy.
Martinez is a twat too small.
Left back no idea who is the left back.
Mainoo average at best.
The rat good player mard arse downs tools.
Cabbage patch kid .
Might as well put an actual cabbage patch in the middle of the park.
Rashford absolutely completely useless.
That new forward is bobbins.
And the ghost of Christmas past is talented but a big headed prick.
So I would say they're not much better than teams like nerverton
Southampton and Ipswich.
Palace are miles better .
Fulham not sure
Bournemouth about level
In the words of gorgeous George
Get down and fucking stay down
Funnily enough - the more they boo'ed their own - Rashford - the better he played - put in some excellent crosses and passes as the boos rained down.
Maybe that's the answer for them - keep booing him.
 

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