United Thread | 2024/25

[Prestwich_Blue]

"Director of football insights & innovation"
. . .I am intrigued

We haven't got one of those have we ?
Hurry ! get one now ! We're obviously way behind the times ...

"Erik, I've been doing loads of insight and have come up with a great innovation. Our players should try passing to each other rather than to the opponents".

 

[deegee33]

Manchester united have decided to ditch theJohn Denver' country roads' song before the game..
They'll now be singing Talking Heads song 'Road To Nowhere'.

Perhaps they should switch to Paul Simon's "Slip Sliding Away".

 

[Vienna_70]

"Erik, I've been doing loads of insight and have come up with a great innovation. Our players should try passing to each other rather than to the opponents".

If Phil scores in the next derby, he should shout, "Innovate that, you rag bastards"

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Just seen Melissa Reddy spewing shite about the rags and their new management structure, transfer business , blah blah, blah ...................... early days, everything under control, total confidence in the manager ...................


Hopefully the cunts at the swamp will now buy her a jacket that actually fits in return for her propaganda epic !

 

[Stoned Rose]

Here is the problem:-​

Management​

Ownership​

Person / People	Associated company	Shares	Ref.
Glazer family	Red Football Shareholder Limited	63.3%
Sir Jim Ratcliffe	Ineos	27.7%

Manchester United plc​

Position	Name[258][259]
Executive co-chairmen	Avram Glazer Joel Glazer
Chief executive officer	Omar Berrada
Chief financial officer	Roger Bell
Chief operating officer	Collette Roche[260]
Chief communications officer	Toby Craig
Directors	Avram Glazer Joel Glazer Kevin Glazer Bryan Glazer Darcie Glazer Kassewitz Edward Glazer John Reece Rob Nevin
Independent directors	Robert Leitão John Hooks

Manchester United Football Club​

Office	Name
Honorary president	Martin Edwards[261]
Directors	Sir David Brailsford Jean-Claude Blanc David Gill Michael Edelson Sir Alex Ferguson
Sporting director	Dan Ashworth
Deputy football director	Andy O'Boyle
Technical director	Jason Wilcox
Director of global talent	Christopher Vivell
Director of football negotiations	Matt Hargreaves
Director of football operations	David Harrison
Club secretary	Rebecca Britain
Director of football insights & innovation	Richard Hawkins

​

“Director of Global Talents” comes up with Zirkzee, Ugarte and the crank from Bayern no one has ever heard of.

“Director of football insights”. I can’t even think of anything to say.

They are so shit these days.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Are they still paying that malodorous, piss-stained despot to just turn up and sit there scowling at everyone? Like some cadaverous ambassador to the underworld?
Disgusting if they are. Laying staff off because of cutbacks, but still paying Glasgow's answer to Mussolini a fortune to do absolutely fuck all.

What a way to run a football club.

They pay him in nappies.

 

[BlueRockape]

Are they still paying that malodorous, piss-stained despot to just turn up and sit there scowling at everyone? Like some cadaverous ambassador to the underworld?
Disgusting if they are. Laying staff off because of cutbacks, but still paying Glasgow's answer to Mussolini a fortune to do absolutely fuck all.

What a way to run a football club.

LOL great post

 

[nmc]

Just seen Melissa Reddy spewing shite about the rags and their new management structure, transfer business , blah blah, blah ...................... early days, everything under control, total confidence in the manager ...................


Hopefully the cunts at the swamp will now buy her a jacket that actually fits in return for her propaganda epic !

Reddy was sulking around the entrance to the OT tunnel on Sunday after the game - when Salah came out for his interview. She had the look of a crazy, underage groupie.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Just seen Melissa Reddy spewing shite about the rags and their new management structure, transfer business , blah blah, blah ...................... early days, everything under control, total confidence in the manager ...................


Hopefully the cunts at the swamp will now buy her a jacket that actually fits in return for her propaganda epic !

where was she?...piccadilly gardens stood on a crate with a plastic megaphone....next to the 'end is nigh' fella in the raincoat?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Let’s hope they gallop to relegation.

When Covid hit they tried to put all their staff under furlong.