United Thread | 2024/25

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

This puts me in something of a dilemma. I never watch them unless we a playing. However, they are going to be on the end of an absolute hammering sooner rather than later and I need cheering up.

Mate, you need to watch them at the moment. Pretty much every game involving them cheers me up no end

 

[horlock_was_super]

If your going to make biryani whilst watching the rags make sure it doesn't 'SCHTICK TO THE PAN'

Oh @LavindaPast is going to not like that!

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

How bad are United if you’d rather watch Rangers?

I'd rather watch my 90 year old neighbour wank him self off than watch the rags

 

[cheekybids]

This lot are so far behind the top clubs which unfortunately they are not one of them, look how long it took us to start winning trophies it does happen overnight they are seriously ten years at least behind the rest. Hopefully longer.

That game last night was 2 founding members of the G14. Those clubs thought that by being successful at that period of time it meant they will be forever, destroyed by their own arrogance & yet if they’d have studied the last 100 years they’d know it was likely.

Enjoy this period blues, take nothing for granted.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I'd rather watch my 90 year old neighbour wank him self off than watch the rags

Is he good looking ?

asking for a friend...........

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Better with his teeth in

Is he good looking ?

asking for a friend

 

[Mike N]

I'd rather watch my 90 year old neighbour wank him self off than watch the rags

Pictures?

 

[jimharri]

How bad are United if you’d rather watch Rangers?

Two cheeks of the same shitty arse.

There are others, before anyone gets on my case.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

This puts me in something of a dilemma. I never watch them unless we a playing. However, they are going to be on the end of an absolute hammering sooner rather than later and I need cheering up.

Tape 'em! I only watch MotD these days if the Rags have been whipped, and not until 24hrs later. I can just watch the Rag net bulging! Next best thing to Haaland hat trick!

 

[Grassland Blue]

My word for the day is 'Squarecle'.

Its a shape that has corners but also its circular.. so you can go round in corners.

So they've squared the circle then?