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He definitely suits the Rags.

You definitely have to pass the bellend test along with passing the medical to become a Rag.
 
Just been talking to a rag mate and his wife who come out every year. Anyway after pleasantries we got on the subject of football or at least I did because you can’t really call football that them twats have. Anyway he said the swamp needs knocking down and a new wembley of the north needs building. Obviously I replied why when you have wembley anyway for a day out if you get to a final maybe twice a year to which he replied but wouldn’t it be better to have a 100.000 stadium in Manchester ( I said it would be great but not in trafford) . Anyway I asked if they did demolish the swamp how the hell were they going to fund it ? And surprise surprise he said the taxpayers because citeh, spuds,Arsenal got money from the government. Now this guy isn’t a knuckledragger but has his own company but they really are so far up there own arse they can see sunlight. As a footnote he his from Salford.
 
Prem league positions: 7th, 4th, 5th, 6th, 2nd, 6th, 3rd, 2nd, 6th, 3rd, 8th. - Basically spurs.

Biggest club in the world don't you know.

On the other hand: 1st, 2nd, 1st, 2nd, 4th, 3rd, 1st, 2nd, 1st, 1st, 1st, 1st
Which of our titles did you leave out?

The centurians or the domestic quad?

You need to edit it in, it will make the rags pathetic recent form look even worse:)
 
The guff and the smoke blowing up Scruffy Jim’s arse is unreal, if you can get to the end of the article without throwing up. But what do you expect from the Athletic and the NYT.

The link might not work as it’s behind a pay wall. But the link worked for me.

Won't open for me but I can imagine what the contents are: the greatest football club in the world are soon to have the greatest stadium in the world, for the greatest players in the world to showcase their magical prowess in front of the greatest fans in the world?

I wonder if they've got season tickets to sell.
 
Should be a good season.

Looking forward to it.

Probably fed up by October, but, feck it, always good to see a new season starting, even if expectations are mundane.
 
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