United Thread | 2024/25

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Biggest club in the world.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Just seen that latest dominos piss take outside old Trafford. Whilst I will always enjoy united being mocked by whoever, I surely can't be alone in being really sick of random businesses completely unrelated to football constantly using football for that low hanging fruit engagement and advertising boost. Just fuck off and stick to your own lane. Dominos are like paddy powers unimaginative copycat younger sibling.

Dominos are really, really, REALLY desperate to be part of the football ‘banter’ scene and it’s actually quite embarrassing. They also have a particular penchant for abusing us.

Very strange behavior but I suppose with their shit pizza they have to stay relevant some how

 

[Gray]

Never thought I’d think about Tony Agana ever again in my life.

Interesting to see such random ex-pros on the appeal panel.

If we appealed a red for one of our players, we would get:-

• John Aldridge
• Rio Ferdinand
• Ian Wright

 

[Nellies left peg]

I’ve just read the rags have discovered another wonder kid dubbed kid Messi. When will they ever learn that he will be playing for Blackpool and Steve Bruce before long.

 

[hcblue]

I've just read the full written reasons for the red card being rescinded. Utd actually sent in as evidence a clip from Dermot on ref watch! #clear and obvious

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Dominos are really, really, REALLY desperate to be part of the football ‘banter’ scene and it’s actually quite embarrassing. They also have a particular penchant for abusing us.

Very strange behavior but I suppose with their shit pizza they have to stay relevant some how

I haven’t bought any of domino’s shite for 5 or 6 years

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

I have bought any of domino’s shite for 5 or 6 years

I hope you're missing the word "not" from that statement.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Simon Jordan today ( DM ) saying that rags "will look like clowns if they sack Ten Haag so soon after backing him ".

They look like fucking clowns period for the inept way that their management or scruffy ( not my decision ) jim dealt with the situation after carrying out their summer review.

The only thing revealed by that " review " was that no manager of any real calibre was prepared to join the festering club.

Cloak and mirrors to conn(fuse) the lemmings.

 

[remember arthur mann]

He's back.

 

[KentBlue]

I've just read the full written reasons for the red card being rescinded. Utd actually sent in as evidence a clip from Dermot on ref watch! #clear and obvious

They didn't need to send in any evidence, the fact that they appealed was sufficient to rescind it.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Waistcoat says he's not looking at a management job until next season.

To me that says ETH stays this one.

 

[Grassland Blue]

They didn't need to send in any evidence, the fact that they appealed was sufficient to rescind it.

Rag!

 

[heslops barnet]

I have bought any of domino’s shite for 5 or 6 years

Not even decent pizza

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Not even decent pizza

Should of said I haven’t bought

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I hope you're missing the word "not" from that statement.

It should of said I haven’t

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Waistcoat says he's not looking at a management job until next season.

Even Yosser Hughes would've turned them down.

 

[Protein Junkie]

With all the legal stuff going on atm I almost forgot about how much I hate these cnuts.

Almost.

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

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Biggest club in the world.

Not a bad return on a £208 million outlay this summer (£100m net). If only the Glazers backed them more....

 

[Kippax77]

Waistcoat says he's not looking at a management job until next season.

To me that says ETH stays this one.

Or it could ease the waistcoat in with the raggy faithful when he says " how could I turn down the biggest job in the universe" and "when manceister nited come knocking, blah blah blah"
I'm sure the zebras would buy in to it

 

[Gordyola]

Going to an exhibition at the swamp tomorrow should I take my CV, my boots, my green and gold scarf, my Halifax Clarity card, my jiffy bag or all of them.

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