United Thread | 2024/25

[Gazza]

No wonder Disney are covering it, what with the cartoon character's, log flume & the new haunted player's tunnel.

 

[hallsteve62]

I suspect Scruffy Jim will be getting a litre of horse spunk through his letterbox anonymously in the near future delivered by a doddering old man who has a bright red nose and burst capillaries

Bit early for Santa, isn't it? ; )

 

[bennyboy]

So, he’s been paid over £20m over ten years to shake a few hands and drink wine in the VIP lounge at the Old Toilet.

Nice gig, where do I sign up ?

They are just paying him off now.
A disgrace that the 250 staff were paid off before him.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Ferguson to leave Man Utd global ambassador role Ferguson Sacked
Sorted that one for you Simon​

 

[Blue Til Death]

Litre of whiskey? That **** could hold one in each cheek.

A litre of horse spunk.. Whiskey no problem, his nose is a litre of whiskey on its own ..

 

[Tuearts right boot]

How short sighted, he was doing a bloody marvelous job for them, they really should reconsider.

 

[Blue Til Death]

How short sighted, he was doing a bloody marvelous job for them, they really should reconsider.

Ten rags will be able to park his car at the ground now, instead of outside Macari’s chippy..!

 

[Gordyola]

Got to feel for him winter fuel allowance gone and now he gets made redundant How will he cope?

 

[foggy1974]

Surely the fans aren't allowed into the Executive Toilet when the despot is emptying his bladder ?

And it is bad enough just having to watch their players running chaotically around the pitch, so rats running around will defintely be an improvement , being both more methodical and entertaining.

Is the executive toilet on the M62 ??

 

[TinFoilHat]

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They will appear in the next series of Doctor Who as a decent football club adding to their current fantasy arc.

 

[foggy1974]

A litre of horse spunk.. Whiskey no problem, his nose is a litre of whiskey on its own ..

Hope it's not Rock of Gibraltars'

 

[OntarioBlue]

Nice gig? Trying to have a piss with rats running over your toes?

What’s a few rats when you’ve two million quid burning a hole in your back pocket :)

 

[dadnlad]

Don't think it changes that much, he still is going to turn up at the games.

might have to pay for his dinner now

 

[flb]

Just maybe the press now will lay into that shower of shit properly and on a more regular basis, he still would have had his old crony journalists bending over for the club and dare not say anything wrong about them.
The sense of self entitlement will never leave that club , and that's their biggest problem, they aren't humble and never ever will be to realise they aren't the worlds biggest club and never fucking have been.
Ill bet a good few journalists who don't support the club or never have done will be pleased the cantankerous bullying **** is leaving.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

The greedy piss stained bastard would've volunteered to standard down in solidarity with the other 250 who were sacked recently if he had any moral s.

He's had his piss bloated snout in the trough for so long that he smells of cheap bacon.

Suffer in City's supremacy you despicable cunthook !!

 

[hertsblue]

Man United end Sir Alex Ferguson’s £2m-a-year role

Eric Cantona furious after Sir Alex Ferguson loses £2m-a-year United role

Eric Cantona furious at Manchester United and Ineos after Sir Alex Ferguson’s £2m-a-year ambassadorial role and dressing room access is scrapped at Old Trafford

www.thetimes.com

As others have said, clearly sacked as part of the cost cutting.
Shame, him being there has kept them living in the past since he retired.
Rag fans will probably give him a send off despite him being solely responsible for the Glazers

 

[heslops barnet]

Just maybe the press now will lay into that shower of shit properly and on a more regular basis, he still would have had his old crony journalists bending over for the club and dare not say anything wrong about them.
The sense of self entitlement will never leave that club , and that's their biggest problem, they aren't humble and never ever will be to realise they aren't the worlds biggest club and never fucking have been.
Ill bet a good few journalists who don't support the club or never have done will be pleased the cantankerous bullying **** is leaving.

This is Manchesteeeeeeeeer United you’re talking about, bigger club in the world……

 

[paulchapo]

I can't believe they were paying him three million a year to do what??

 

[heslops barnet]

I can't believe they were paying him three million a year to do what??

Not a lot I imagine……

 

[Really_here]

I can't believe they were paying him three million a year to do what??

I thought it was two million?