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I love taking the piss out of the Rags in work, Is it just me who loves winding them up with kindness?

They fucking hate it.

I've been filling them full of shit all morning, "I'm surprised Zirkzee got taken off he was having a cracking game, The Fenerbache centre backs couldn't live with him" Also went onto say "It showed last night why United paid that money for Ugarte, The lad was everywhere, A few more months and he'll be unbelievable".

They were going mental :)
 
roach3 said:
Playing whatshisname at number 10 was ten bobs desparate attempt at getting himself sacked and it still hasn’t worked.
He must be thinking wtf have I got to do to get fucked off?
With scruffys cost cutting exercise in motion
There’s no way he’s giving ming his 17m pay off and he’s never walking.
The issues at that club are longer than a scousers criminal record.
Only the rags would buy players like zirkzee
He’s fucking useless, they have a cracking little winger in amad diallo and they actually play the fidget spinner ahead of him
Rashford wouldn’t last 6 months at our place the list is endless.
It’s gonna take years and years to sort that club out and can see scruffy bailing in the next 5 years.
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It's wonderful, all hail the Dutch pancake house man!
 
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SWPISHOME said:
I love taking the piss out of the Rags in work, Is it just me who loves winding them up with kindness?

They fucking hate it.

I've been filling them full of shit all morning, "I'm surprised Zirkzee got taken off he was having a cracking game, The Fenerbache centre backs couldn't live with him" Also went onto say "It showed last night why United paid that money for Ugarte, The lad was everywhere, A few more months and he'll be unbelievable".

They were going mental :)
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I do the same.

They expect us to treat them the way they treated us when we were shit.
Boils piss when I come back with a positive for every negative they say.
 
TinFoilHat said:
I do the same.

They expect us to treat them the way they treated us when we were shit.
Boils piss when I come back with a positive for every negative they say.
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Kill them with kindness as they say.

You've hit the nail on the head, They can't get their heads around as to why "We give them credit and positivity".

They done nothing but give us stick for decades, Yet we do the complete opposite to wind them up and they fall for it everytime.

Thick twats :)
 
TinFoilHat said:
I do the same.

They expect us to treat them the way they treated us when we were shit.
Boils piss when I come back with a positive for every negative they say.
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It's getting harder to find one now, they don't follow football now they say. Before going home to weep in their cuntona flavoured bedspread and curtains.
 
Their attitude is why every setback is so beautiful.
Just a quick one I would never wear my City shirt in the gym, I feel getting it minging with sweat is wrong. But it's nice to see rags wrecking their, well rags at Puregym.
 
Protein Junkie said:
I was doing some research on 1977 not football related.
I had long forgotten they were actually banned from Europe that year following violence at St Etienne away.
They were reinstated following an appeal (plus ca change) before Porto banned them in the next round.
Airbrushed from History.
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like the railings at either end
Airbrushed from history
 
Protein Junkie said:
From the BBC

The visitors also failed to avoid another injury issue, as manager Erik ten Hag had hoped, as Brazilian wide-man Antony was stretchered off when he landed awkwardly after attempting an unnecessary flick by the touchline.

Ycnmiu and they are actually 57th in Europe not 21st.
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57 Variety ooh sausy lol
 
TinFoilHat said:
I do the same.

They expect us to treat them the way they treated us when we were shit.
Boils piss when I come back with a positive for every negative they say.
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It really is the best way to be with them.
Top Berting and a good laugh to boot.
I really enjoy stringing them along until they start agreeing with me that they’re only a couple of results away from being’back’.
Being ‘sympathetic’ to their plight is the perfect response to that fucking banner.
 
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