United Thread | 2024/25

[blue b4 the moon]

The plan is clear, ok RS were a bit shit but fucking hell that ref....

 

[TinFoilHat]

I'm calling it now.

There's more chance of me being filmed kissing Dua Lipa's minge than that stadium being built.

Just another debt dodge so they don't get a points deduction next season.

 

[tweety]

Here's one in the YCMIU category: https://bmmagazine.co.uk/in-busines...-cars-in-the-us-after-doors-open-mid-journey/

Insert your own joke here.

Suicide doors back in vogue

 

[DiscoSteve]

It's like their claim of 650 million supporters when they seriously can't fill the stadium they have most matches, the whole show is built on lies and piss smelling sand :)

Rag estimation technique when working out fans count...

 

[BTH]

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Rag estimation technique when working out fans count...

Chelsea Jim claimed it was 1 billion the other day!

But anyway, I'm not convinced that a hat-trick incorporating two penalties could be described as a "blistering hat-trick strike" but then I'm not The Grauniad's Jamie Jackson.

 

[Vienna_70]

Fucking scumbags!

 

[DiscoSteve]

Chelsea Jim claimed it was 1 billion the other day!

But anyway, I'm not convinced that a hat-trick incorporating two penalties could be described as a "blistering hat-trick strike" but then I'm not The Grauniad's Jamie Jackson.

I know how they did that - they asked 8 randomers in china if they'd heard of the rags - 1 said yes - and they simply scaled it up to the 8 billion world population and claimed 1 billion fans...

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

The 659m fans was extrapolated from a figure of 11.5k. I put the figures and how they were calculated (from utd's accounts) on here many moons ago. By their reckonings I'm also a fan of them. So is everyone on this site.
Funnily enough, by their reckoning, we have exactly as many fans as they do. Keep that quiet however.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I'm calling it now.

There's more chance of me being filmed kissing Dua Lipa's minge than that stadium being built.

Just another debt dodge so they don't get a points deduction next season.

One kiss is all it takes

 

[remember arthur mann]

I'm calling it now.

There's more chance of me being filmed kissing Dua Lipa's minge than that stadium being built.

Just another debt dodge so they don't get a points deduction next season.

 

[BTH]

I'll guarantee someone will back it before it's built. Don't underestimate the amount of hype around this build. You could sell naming rights right now. A big company would pay good money to have their name on this on every article - they could sell naming rights to stands as well. You can see it now on the BBC, Sky Sports, The Grauniad, The Wall Street Journal, The Shanghai Daily News:

The AT&T Stadium will begin the foundation work in April 2026 and the first stand 'The Smiths Are Shit South Stand' will be started in July 2026 followed by 'The Elon to Mars Stand', then 'The Findus Fish Fingers Stand' and lastly 'The Morocco Why Did You Steal Our Design Stand'.

This stuff writes itself. They'll sell everything.

Isn't 'The Findus Fish Fingers Stand' at Grimsby?
I would gladly sit in 'The Smiths Are Shit South Stand'!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Some thoughts about Man United's stadium project. It will cost more than they think . It will take longer than 5 years. They will struggle to fill it. The finance costs will prevent them from buying top talent. It could be the end of them financially. Reasons to be cheerful

Happy days!

 

[Grassland Blue]

All we get is bike lanes and some sun loungers at the arndale

I haven't been in the Arndale for a long time.
Sun loungers you say.......?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Jimbo will ask someone for the money mate, even if it means looking behind his own couch. OK it'll be a championship side but hey ho :)

He's no Thaksin Sinatra.....

 

[Grassland Blue]

Would they have give the away fans 15,000 tickets pitch side or is there a way out of it for this new swamp ?

£1000 facing
£1700 gives an away facing seat with a clown mask to fit on the back of your head.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Because we didn’t turn up for a cup final they get into the Europa league, possibly win it and get into Champions League.
One bad game from us has serious consequences and still pisses me off !

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

I haven't been in the Arndale for a long time.
Sun loungers you say.......?

 

[Coatigan]

The 659m fans was extrapolated from a figure of 11.5k. I put the figures and how they were calculated (from utd's accounts) on here many moons ago. By their reckonings I'm also a fan of them. So is everyone on this site.
Funnily enough, by their reckoning, we have exactly as many fans as they do. Keep that quiet however.

Rag.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I know that.
But it will be in 2028.
And every 4 years after that.
Ad Infinitum.

I’m a bit behind so probable already been pointed out but that isn’t actually true!

 

[fulabeer]

The 659m fans was extrapolated from a figure of 11.5k. I put the figures and how they were calculated (from utd's accounts) on here many moons ago. By their reckonings I'm also a fan of them. So is everyone on this site.
Funnily enough, by their reckoning, we have exactly as many fans as they do. Keep that quiet however.

They are careful to call them followers, not fans.
They let their fans and the press change that to fans.