United Thread | 2024/25

[Blue Since 76]

Wonder what the odds are on the Villa game not happening due to bomb alert/protest/leaking roof?

Could leave the PL with a serious issue this time if Villa could still make top 5.

 

[Mycenae]

Hopefully will be relegated in my lifetime. They'll sack Amorim in December, at 15th place and then do even worse with the next clown.

 

[lee one pen]

Was on red cafe last night and some of them would be happy to see Southgate now!

Oh please, please, please happen

 

[eboblue]

allegedly rags beaten 20 times this season according to Slysports this morning, ha ha ha

So THAT'S what the song is about!!

 

[Coatigan]

I'm 30 pages behind and can't keep up!

A bit like Utd in the league then..

 

[Koniec]

Norwich City scarf time again?

 

[mancboy]

I noticed one of big Malcolm glazers boys was sat next to scruffy Jim for the match but nowhere to be seen when it came to the trophy ceremony, left poor old Jim to do the dirty work

why have a dog and bark yourself

 

[manimanc]

Demonstration incoming at the weekend.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Wonder what the odds are on the Villa game not happening due to bomb alert/protest/leaking roof?

Could leave the PL with a serious issue this time if Villa could still make top 5.

Right I’m off to buy some zebra pants, a carrot cruncher’s scarf and a big carrier bag full of skol and then I’m off to the swamp on Sunday to start the festivities anyone fancy joining me? I have had all the necessary inoculations so I should be okay.

 

[nmc]

Thought the boss might be taking a day off, but nope, here he is. Been giving it the big ‘un all week, proper smug on Monday with the sly digs and grins.


Now? Straight in the office, door shut, not a peep. Let’s see how many times he dares to venture out today — I’m counting. The rag git’s gone full hermit mode.


Funny how quiet they get when the heat’s on. Can’t lie… I’m thoroughly enjoying their discomfort.

Buy a few newspapers and heave them lying around with the sports pages open.

 

[mancboy]

Demonstration incoming at the weekend.

which one? norwich scarves, zebra pants, dressed in black with daft goggle tops on, or have they invented a new daft slogan

 

[GaudinoMotors]

"This is Manchester United we're talking about".


How's the other rat holding up?

 

[nmc]

Right I’m off to buy some zebra pants, a carrot cruncher’s scarf and a big carrier bag full of skol and then I’m off to the swamp on Sunday to start the festivities anyone fancy joining me? I have had all the necessary inoculations so I should be okay.

You’ll need a portable bbq and some meat well past its sell by date.

 

[Vienna_70]

I was thinking exactly the same Even with a few minutes until full time. Then of course I was expecting the customary extra extra extra time. Even at the final whistle I still expected VAR to intervene like against Brighton.

How are you, mate?

Nice to see you on here.

 

[JH City]

Right I’m off to buy some zebra pants, a carrot cruncher’s scarf and a big carrier bag full of skol and then I’m off to the swamp on Sunday to start the festivities anyone fancy joining me? I have had all the necessary inoculations so I should be okay.

Bag full of skol-

 

[york away to this!]

It's the 'nited way...

 

[Vienna_70]

Strewth!

 

[Etihad]

If I had known how it was going to pan out I would have had a little smile when they won the FA cup. All those pointless Thursday night games and Sunday kick offs only to get to the final and shit the bed. And to think I worried when they got a rich new owner and a 'super' new manager. I wonder if Ten Bob is busy lately?

That 5-4 comeback win against Lyon, only to shit the bed against spuds who couldn't even manage a shot on target. Lovely.

 

[mancboy]

Buy a few newspapers and heave them lying around with the sports pages open.

print a picture of ange holding the europa cup and slide one under his door at periodic intervals throughout the day

 

[East Level 2]

Since 74. I wonder what the points comparison would be if you convert their points total from then to now. Funny as fuck. All the arrogance from over years when we were struggling makes this all the more sweeter.

They got 32 points from 42 games using 2 points for a win, finished 21st, 5 points from safety.
Using 3 for a win they'd have had 42 points from 42 games, so one point per game. They are currently on 39 points so doing slightly better.
Last night was up there with second division Southampton beating them in the 1976 FA Cup final, and them losing the Thursday League final a few years ago.

No, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no Europe

Repeat all summer long